Just 18 Really Funny Tweets About James Comey's Beautifully Written Testimony

    "Is Beyoncé doing the Comey halftime show or are we stuck with goddamn Coldplay again?"

    Julie Gerstein
    by Julie Gerstein

    BuzzFeed Staff

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    Twitter: @ziwe

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    Twitter: @TVietor08

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    Ellie Hall @ellievhall

    DC'S HOTTEST READ IS THE COMEY STATEMENT

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    Ira Madison III @ira

    This Comey statement is unbelievable

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    Brandon Wall @Walldo

    whoa if true

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    Brian Hanson (great) @brian_hanson

    this Comey testimony is crazy

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    Aaron Edwards @aaronmedwards

    james comey painting these scenes between him and trump

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    The FADER @thefader

    lemme see that testifussy

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    Justin Halpern @justin_halpern

    I tend to believe Comey here. You can't fake the way Trump speaks, it's too specific.

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    Toenails @joetoenails

    EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: TRUMP SEEN SMOOCHING COMEY IN LUSTFUL (OR LOVING???) ENCOUNTER AFTER PRIVATE MEETING IN GREEN ROOM

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    Maxine Waters @MaxineWaters

    So Comey told Jeff Sessions he didn't want to be alone with Trump. Women across the country can relate.

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    neil mccauley @the_blueprint

    james comey gonna walk into that hearing like literally anyone walking out of CVS. with fourteen feet of receipts.

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    Max Read @max_read

    the only "normal new york city conversation" would be trump telling comey hes moving to LA

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    Louis Peitzman @LouisPeitzman

    I'M COMEY OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE is this something I don't know feels timely.

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    eve peyser @evepeyser

    if i understood the comey testimony correctly, which i did because i'm a geanus, the pee tape is 100% real. incredible.

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    Matthew Zeitlin @MattZeitlin

    James Comey is a really fantastic writer https://t.co/jrUj41Wyna

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    Desus Nice @desusnice

    "Sicily. 1912. Picture this. Two young girls, best friends, who share three things: a pizza recipe, some dough & a dream" - James Comey

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    Amanda Mull @amandamull

    I would like to congratulate February Amanda for buying a ticket to the Caribbean that puts me in the air during Comey's testimony tomorrow

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