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Just 18 Really Funny Tweets About James Comey's Beautifully Written Testimony

"Is Beyoncé doing the Comey halftime show or are we stuck with goddamn Coldplay again?"

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DC'S HOTTEST READ IS THE COMEY STATEMENT

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This Comey statement is unbelievable

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james comey painting these scenes between him and trump

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I tend to believe Comey here. You can't fake the way Trump speaks, it's too specific.

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EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: TRUMP SEEN SMOOCHING COMEY IN LUSTFUL (OR LOVING???) ENCOUNTER AFTER PRIVATE MEETING IN GREEN ROOM

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So Comey told Jeff Sessions he didn't want to be alone with Trump. Women across the country can relate.

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james comey gonna walk into that hearing like literally anyone walking out of CVS. with fourteen feet of receipts.

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the only "normal new york city conversation" would be trump telling comey hes moving to LA

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I'M COMEY OUT OF MY CAGE AND I'VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE is this something I don't know feels timely.

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if i understood the comey testimony correctly, which i did because i'm a geanus, the pee tape is 100% real. incredible.

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James Comey is a really fantastic writer https://t.co/jrUj41Wyna

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"Sicily. 1912. Picture this. Two young girls, best friends, who share three things: a pizza recipe, some dough & a dream" - James Comey

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I would like to congratulate February Amanda for buying a ticket to the Caribbean that puts me in the air during Comey's testimony tomorrow