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17 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets By Women This Week

"Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT'S THEIR WHOLE DEAL."

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How come when a house is 'haunted' its always a ghost from the 1700s? imagine a ghost from 2007 screaming "ITS BRITNEY BITCH" at 3 am.

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every 5 days american twitter is in panic because the government is voting on whether to release ebola virus into their water or something

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babyboomer: IT is terrifying, Pennywise haunts my dreams millennial: yas god send me down in that sewer 2 my misery. I wanna bang the clown

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in this horrible time, let us at least be bolstered by small miracles like finding out your ex moved to a different city

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Just realized Gotham has no plan for signalling Batman if there's a daytime emergency.

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All apps are dating apps if you're online enough

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If you call your significant other your "partner in crime" I will have u arrested

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Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT'S THEIR WHOLE DEAL.

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i can't believe i ever hated working one block off of Times Square, you can smell ANYTHING here

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Sorry i'm late I sat on my bed in a towel for an hour staring at the wall

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just guessing but i think this box is a pisces

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IT and ronald mcdonald are an item and that's why mcdonalds slogan is "I'm lovin' IT" because they're clowns in love

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