Buzz·Posted on Mar 4, 201817 Of The Funniest Fucking Tweets By Women This Week"If someone refers to you as whip smart you are definitely about to get sexually harassed.by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. dirtbag winemom @floozyesq If someone refers to you as whip smart you are definitely about to get sexually harassed 07:34 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Nicole Cliffe @Nicole_Cliffe the easiest way to make me cry is to remember that clip of Adele going undercover as an Adele impersonator and then they realize she’s Adele and everyone sings together https://t.co/LYfiKP9xYY 08:50 PM - 01 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Emma Tyler @EmmaStoneTyler i'm genuinely confused when people make fun of Antoni from queer eye for only knowing how to slice an avocado? he's blinding beautiful? since when do beautiful people have to "know things"? this is america. don't forget our traditions 05:58 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Aerin @aerincreer Boys please learn how to take selfies so I stop embarrassing myself when I show my friends your pictures. Now I gotta explain that you’re cuter in person and these bitches looking at me like I got a crush on a toad. 09:03 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Katie Watson @kathrynw5 Hope Hicks lasted approximately 19.6 Scaramuccis as communications director 09:44 PM - 28 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Khushbu Shah @KhushAndOJ lol which one of you messed with th condensed milk Wikipedia page 02:30 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. a bewitched pudding @allohillary [reading an eighteenth-century document] me: don't you do it my brain: ........ me: DON'T my brain: maffachufetts 06:59 PM - 25 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Emma Oh @Emma_Oh_ Overheard a woman say very angrily on the phone “I married a stale ham sandwich of a human” and calling someone a stale ham sandwich is probably my new favorite insult 02:43 AM - 24 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Deirdre @figgled Hot days are hard for goths. leave a large bowl of water out for your local goth teen / adult 10:12 PM - 12 Jan 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Rita @rita_mackin 07:52 PM - 25 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Cates Holderness @catesish yeah sex is cool but have you ever eaten shredded cheese straight from the bag at 1am while standing in front of your refrigerator? 04:57 AM - 01 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. schrödinger's cait @chaeronaea me when i go out with my 22 year old roommate and her friend 07:11 PM - 27 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz I’m a professional entertainment writer and men still talk to me about movies like I just woke up in an encino man scenario and am not yet familiar with the concept of movies 04:03 AM - 25 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Delaney Strunk @delaknee Hey, does anyone know how to leave this timeline and move to a different one? 08:51 PM - 24 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Justine Stafford @JustineStafford This date’s so big it should be called a relationship 01:31 PM - 24 Feb 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. rachel claire perkins @rachie_claire who wants my essay on chauvinism as witnessed in sharing a sonos with a majority male office 09:44 PM - 01 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. bea @_beatricek The kid who lived next door to me growing up posts motivational yoga poses + quotes on his Instagram and it’s like, how did we both end up so annoying in such different ways? 09:22 PM - 01 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite