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Which Of These Things Is Actually Illegal In The US?

It's against the law to own more than six dildos in Texas. OR IS IT?

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  1. In Georgia, men must wear fedoras out of the house on Sundays.

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    Not true — and frankly, it should be illegal for men to wear fedoras any day of the week.

  2. In Alabama, bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

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    Yup, bear wrestling is banned in Alabama. If you're caught wrestling a bear, the courts "shall have authority to order the forfeiture by the convicted person of any bear."

  3. In California, it's illegal to play a trumpet with the intent of luring someone into a store.

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    Yup, according to a 1968 statute, trumpet playing, "to attract persons for the purpose of vending, advertising or soliciting the sale of notions, medicines or merchandise" is considered unlawful in Indian Wells.

  4. You're prohibited from owning more than six dildos at a time in Texas.

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    According to the, ahem, penal code in Texas, it's considered promotion of obscenity for one person to own more than six dildos.

  5. In Wisconsin, you can't serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant, unless a customer requests it.

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    According to the Wisconsin State Legislature, "the serving of colored oleomargarine or margarine at a public eating place as a substitute for table butter is prohibited unless it is ordered by the customer."

  6. In Oregon, you're prohibited from riding a horse in your front yard.

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    Actually, go ahead and ride your horse all over your front yard!

  7. You're not allowed to walk around Washington state with a cold.

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    Apparently, it's a misdemeanor crime to be caught knowingly walking around with a cold or other contagious disease so STAY HEALTHY in Washington.

  8. In South Carolina, you have to be over 18 to play pinball.

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    Yep, state law in South Carolina says "It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine."

  9. In New Hampshire, you're prohibited from taking seaweed off the beach.

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    New Hampshire does NOT want you to steal their seaweed, mmkay?

  10. You're required to hire a clown for children's birthday parties in Iowa.

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    No clowns necessary! Aren't you relieved?

  11. In Massachusetts, you're prohibited from serving beer to hospital patients.

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    Don't even THINK about delivering a beer to a hospital patient in Massachusetts — it's definitely against the law.

Which Of These Things Is Actually Illegal In The US?

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