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It's against the law to own more than six dildos in Texas. OR IS IT?

Which Of These Things Is Actually Illegal In The US?

Can You Tell Which Of These Things Is Actually Illegal?

Not true — and frankly, it should be illegal for men to wear fedoras any day of the week.

In Georgia, men must wear fedoras out of the house on Sundays.

Yup, [bear wrestling](http://law.justia.com/codes/alabama/2006/13297/13a-12-5.html) is banned in Alabama. If you're caught wrestling a bear, the courts "shall have authority to order the forfeiture by the convicted person of any bear."

In Alabama, bear wrestling matches are prohibited.

Yup, according to a [1968 statute,](http://qcode.us/codes/indianwells/view.php?topic=9-9_04-9_04_020) trumpet playing, "to attract persons for the purpose of vending, advertising or soliciting the sale of notions, medicines or merchandise" is considered unlawful in Indian Wells.

In California, it's illegal to play a trumpet with the intent of luring someone into a store.

According to the, ahem, penal code in Texas, it's considered [promotion of obscenity](http://www.statutes.legis.state.tx.us/Docs/PE/htm/PE.43.htm) for one person to own more than six dildos.

You're prohibited from owning more than six dildos at a time in Texas.

According to the [Wisconsin State Legislature,](https://docs.legis.wisconsin.gov/statutes/statutes/97/II/18/4) "the serving of colored oleomargarine or margarine at a public eating place as a substitute for table butter is prohibited unless it is ordered by the customer."

In Wisconsin, you can't serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant, unless a customer requests it.

Actually, go ahead and ride your horse all over your front yard!

In Oregon, you're prohibited from riding a horse in your front yard.

Apparently, it's a [misdemeanor crime](https://app.leg.wa.gov/rcw/default.aspx?cite=70.54.050) to be caught knowingly walking around with a cold or other contagious disease so STAY HEALTHY in Washington.

You're not allowed to walk around Washington state with a cold.

Yep, state law in South Carolina [says](http://law.justia.com/codes/south-carolina/2012/title-63/chapter-19/section-63-19-2430) "It is unlawful for a minor under the age of eighteen to play a pinball machine."

In South Carolina, you have to be over 18 to play pinball.

New Hampshire does NOT want you to [steal their seaweed,](http://www.gencourt.state.nh.us/rsa/html/xviii/207/207-mrg.htm) mmkay?

In New Hampshire, you're prohibited from taking seaweed off the beach.

No clowns necessary! Aren't you relieved?

You're required to hire a clown for children's birthday parties in Iowa.

Don't even THINK about delivering a beer to a hospital patient in Massachusetts — it's [definitely against the law](https://malegislature.gov/Laws/GeneralLaws/PartIV/TitleI/Chapter270/Section5).

In Massachusetts, you're prohibited from serving beer to hospital patients.

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