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Updated on Feb 4, 2019. Posted on Jan 22, 2018

Ketchup And Mustard Cake Exists And We Need To Talk About It

God has forsaken us.

Friends, neighbors, countrymen, gather round, for it has come to our attention that some horrible baby genius has created something called a Ketchup and Mustard Cake and we NEED TO TALK ABOUT IT.

Yes, ketchup and mustard, the two unholiest of pals, have come together to form an ostensibly sweet, cakey treat. I am nauseated.

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The full recipe is here, if you dare.

The cake contains a fuckton of ketchup — half a cup, actually.

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BTW, that's ketchup being tossed cavalierly into a mass of eggs and brown sugar. R U OK?

And — get ready for this — one and a half cups of mustard for the icing.

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I'm ded.

Yeah, that's mustard being blended into softened butter right there.

So how does it taste? WELL. One brave office full of people actually decided to try it themselves and the results weren't terrible, supposedly.

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Then again, this might just be a plant from Big Mustard or Big Ketchup, who knows.

Here's the full, unbridled recipe for your amazement/shock/awe.

View this video on YouTube

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  1. So...would you???

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So...would you???
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    Would I? This is the dream.
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    Never!
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    I have complicated feelings about ketchup/mustard cake and I'll share them in the comments.