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    Apr 21, 2017

    A Guy Found A Cocktail Umbrella In His Wife's Purse And Thought It Was Drugs So He Called The Cops On Her

    Yes, you read that right.

    The Wyoming, Minnesota, police department likes to post some of its most outrageous stories on Twitter, and this is definitely one of them. Earlier this month, cops in the town of 8,000 responded to this call:

    Twitter: @wyomingpd

    According to Chief Paul Hoppe, the call was part of a "virtual ride-along" the department does once a week.

    The immediate question was, HAD HE NEVER SEEN A COCKTAIL UMBRELLA BEFORE?

    And apparently the answer was no.

    Twitter: @wyomingpd

    "When the officer who went out to take a look at it told the husband what it was, I think he was a little shocked," Hoppe told BuzzFeed.

    Which leads us to wonder: Has this guy ever seen drugs? Does he know what drugs are?

    And really:

    But also... HOW YOU GONNA SNITCH ON YOUR WIFE LIKE THAT?

    Honestly:

    We can't imagine this ended well.

    Either way:

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