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26 Super-Sexy Pairs Of Men's Underwear

Don't get any ideas.

1. The Stud

Via ebay.com

Sexy!

2. The Bi-Partisan

inderwear.com

So sexy!

3. The Animal

s7d2.scene7.com$xlarge$

Way too sexy!

4. The Tuggie

"As Seen On TV: The fuzzy sock that warms your cock." (We're pretty sure we've never seen this on TV.)

5. The Groucho

teddygirl.com

Yup, that's Groucho Marx for you.

6. The Trouser Snake

Trouser snake underwear! Very sexy.*

*Not actually sexy to anyone who is not Glenn Quagmire.

7. The Toucan

Toucan Sam undies, for Fruit Loops fetishists.

8. The Devil Dog

Via ohcheri.com

Are those...googly eyes?

9. The Big Man

Via ebay.com

Where's the beef? Here's the beef.

10. The Sexy Sheer Look

Sheer boxers, for penis show-and-tell.

11. The Pelican

Via ebay.com

Or maybe you just like birds?

12. The Sensitive Butterfly

ebay.com

Fine, maybe penis butterflies are more your jam.

13. The Denim Masterpiece

tradetang.com

For your boyfriend, the nevernude.

14. The Cow Jester

Via ebay.com

Again with the googly eyes!

15. The Mouse Surprise

aliexpress.com

Women love it when small rodents come out of your underpants. Also, underwear belts.

16. The Twee Elephant

etsy.com

Twee handmade sexy! Thanks Etsy!

17. The Frighteningly Sharp

etsy.com

For sex jousting (GET IT?).

18. The Hairy Monkey

Via etsy.com

Touch the monkey. Touch it!

19. The Hipster Mister

In case you forgot for a minute that you were dating a guy from Brooklyn.

20. The Hairy Ball

etsy.com

Made from "fancy yarn."

21. The Denim Design

etsy.com

A wee penis corset!

22. The Furry Friend

etsy.com

Mohair manties, anyone?

23. The Fudgy The Whale

etsy.com

Truth in advertising is very sexy.

24. The Rooster

popscreen.com

For the guy who doesn't want you to get the wrong idea.

25. The Littlest Package

Via unionjackshop.co.uk

Aw look! A present!

26. The Total Worst

ebay.com

Seriously, guys, what is with the googly eyes?