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19 Absolutely Scathing Tweets About Your MCM

You should probably do something about your MCM, sweetie.

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your mcm starts off essays with “throughout history”

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Your mcm posts a snap at the grocery store with the caption "adulting". He's 27.

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Your mcm took 60mg of adderall and drank an entire 32oz can of Monster just to study for his Intro to Biology final… https://t.co/9rOwMvcDpl

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Your mcm thinks acceptable is a big word

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Your mcm tweeted "taking a break from social media" but really he cant afford the internet no more LMFAO #netneutrality

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Your mcm in the DMs: “I’m 6ft” When you see him irl:

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your mcm: texts “wyd” at 3 am and then doesn’t reply again after not moving from his couch, aloof, uncommitted NAS… https://t.co/fP51PLjZxB

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the bus driver saw your mcm running for the bus and still drove off

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Your mcm thinks cryptocurrency is a new tweedy bird loc mixtape

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your mcm still types "should of" and "would of" instead of "should've" and "would've" he's 22 and allegedly a journalism major

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your mcm looks like your mom. literally. look at the letters

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Mercury is in retrograde but your MCM is over 25 & stealing from the tip jar to go to a Lil Pump concert

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Your mcm accidentally cooks tater tots on wax paper. It’s me, I’m your mcm.

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Your mcm just made 2 dollars from bitcoin and thinks he's the Wolf of Wall Street. He quit his job and just drives… https://t.co/hMECmHjBlG

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me: oh. so you're a dj too? lemme see your set-up. your mcm:

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If you see a blimp in the sky talking about "your mcm got jumped in the club to classic man" that's me since net neutrality gone

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Your mcm listens to future but doesn’t have one

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