Buzz·Posted on Oct 1, 201717 Of The Most Hilarious Tweets By Women This Week"A homeless man just told me I looked like Kate Hudson and YES he had visible cataracts but I will NOT let u ruin this for me!!!!!!"by Julie GersteinBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Eva @evacide To my teenage self: one day you will keep a rectangle of glass in your pocket that only brings you bad news. Mon Sep 25 22:15:08 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @evacide / Twitter / Via Twitter: @evacide 2. the princess king @katydeedonnelly ACCIDENTALLY PASTED THIS INTO AN EMAIL INSTEAD OF MY E-SIGNATURE, AND IN MY PANIC TO DELETE IT MANAGED TO SEND IT.… https://t.co/T5jgDIRohZ Mon Sep 25 12:52:12 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @katydeedonnelly / Twitter / Via Twitter: @katydeedonnelly 3. monica heisey @monicaheisey celebrating the life of hugh hefner by... coercing a buxom 19 year old into living with me, i guess Thu Sep 28 04:49:34 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @monicaheisey / Twitter / Via Twitter: @monicaheisey 4. sophia @sophsa Oh I get it, we just gather them all onto a boat and leave in the middle of the lake for the rest of eternity. Bril… https://t.co/ujPY8Ijdiz Sun Sep 24 20:45:45 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @sophsa / Twitter / Via Twitter: @sophsa 5. Emily Heller @MrEmilyHeller So no one told you you were Dr. Frasier Crane Your job is talking on the phone to the insane Sun Sep 24 20:25:08 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @MrEmilyHeller / Twitter / Via Twitter: @MrEmilyHeller 6. haunted dog @zandywithaz Always get confused about how to dress for Yom Kippur services. I guess "upbeat funeral" is how to go. Wed Sep 27 18:34:33 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @zandywithaz / Twitter / Via Twitter: @zandywithaz 7. erin chack @ErinChack di—did the cat write this Thu Sep 28 21:48:30 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @ErinChack / Twitter / Via Twitter: @ErinChack 8. Emma Tyler @EmmaStoneTyler A homeless man just told me I looked like Kate Hudson and YES he had visible cataracts but I will NOT let u ruin this for me!!!!!! Thu Sep 28 02:50:23 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @EmmaStoneTyler / Twitter / Via Twitter: @EmmaStoneTyler 9. Randi Lawson @RandiLawson Never could've guessed in our country's divorce, that the left would get custody of football Thu Sep 28 02:21:04 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @RandiLawson / Twitter / Via Twitter: @RandiLawson 10. tired @ugsadkid me after reading two tweets that were longer than 140 characters Wed Sep 27 16:59:24 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @ugsadkid / Twitter / Via Twitter: @ugsadkid 11. J'na @jnajefferson Kylie Jenner pregnant RIGHT before the 10-year Kardashian anniversary. I tell ya, the Devil works but Kris Jenner works harder. Fri Sep 22 21:19:28 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @jnajefferson / Twitter / Via Twitter: @jnajefferson 12. keely flaherty @flahertykeely 2007: i'm drunk, gonna call my ex 2017: i'm drunk, gonna call my senator Wed Sep 27 18:52:09 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @flahertykeely / Twitter / Via Twitter: @flahertykeely 13. virgo queen @EFFLORESCENE the year is 2027. rihanna &her brand have seized the means of production from corporate america. we have universal healthcare. fenty health. Mon Sep 25 03:30:19 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @EFFLORESCENE / Twitter / Via Twitter: @EFFLORESCENE 14. Me? The Queen. @jadorelacouture Me after taking one Duolingo French session Mon Sep 25 04:43:58 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @jadorelacouture / Twitter / Via Twitter: @jadorelacouture 15. Karen Kilgariff @KarenKilgariff No you’re right that old perv dying is incredibly complex Thu Sep 28 06:52:31 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @KarenKilgariff / Twitter / Via Twitter: @KarenKilgariff 16. sarah hagi @geekylonglegs Every time i see a photo of men standing like theyre in a band i ask myself: is this the national? Thu Sep 28 15:03:31 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @geekylonglegs / Twitter / Via Twitter: @geekylonglegs 17. ann friedman @annfriedman wake me up when an iconic female media mogul who lived her entire life in silk pajamas dies in her mansion surrounded by boytoys Thu Sep 28 19:52:35 UTC+0000 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite @annfriedman / Twitter / Via Twitter: @annfriedman