You'll get plenty of space on the bus.
Or the train.
Or the lecture hall.
You get all the best equipment at the gym.
No one's ever gonna try and sell you ANYTHING.
Or try and make you join their club.
It could ~actually~ artificially inflate your grades.
People are literally in awe of it.
No smiling = NOT AGING A DAY.
Which means:
It keeps tweens away.
No gross strangers'll bother you.
And it generally keeps everyone on their toes.
Because hey, your feelings are your feelings.
Having a resting bitchface is great because I can be sad or tired or mad and no one will ever know
And you know who your real friends are.
The benefit of a resting bitch face is that it keeps the weak people away. 💁🏽
Plus:
Resting bitch face is so awesome. I get the space of being grumpy without the mental expense of actual grumpiness. Awesome.