These Warheads Flavoured Seltzers Have Given Me A Taste Of Hope For The First Time In 2021

It's like reliving your childhood, but as an alcohol-dependant adult.

Gen Z may trash us millennials for our love of skinny jeans, side parts and our Harry Potter houses, but there's one thing we have that they'll never be able to touch — our memories of '90s Warheads candy.

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These sour little rock candies packed some serious cred in primary school — if you could suck on one without pulling a face, you were worshipped as a god.

Well, some bloody good mixologists over in the States have just gone and blessed us with the taste of nostalgia — by inventing a Warheads range of hard seltzers.

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As if you needed another reason to love these bubbly, boozy cans of goodness.  

Artisanal Brew Works, a New York based brewery, has teamed up with the creators of Warheads to drop the Warheads Extreme Sour Hard Seltzer!

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And before you dismiss the range as a glorified "spiked cordial", the alcohol content is a sweet five percent, so it's certainly nothing to scoff at. 

All your fave flavours have been given the adult glow-up, including green apple, watermelon, lemon, blue raspberry and black cherry.

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Watermelon is still the GOAT. 

Unfortunately, these artisanal babies are currently only available in the States, but I reckon if every millennial Australian signs a petition demanding their import, we might be in with a fighting chance.

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In the meantime, there's nothing stopping you crushing up a bag of the OG candy and mixing it into your vodka sodas. Do what you gotta do.