1.
thinking about how I have spent the last two years not travelling in order to avoid getting COVID only to contract it in fucking Ballarat
2.
This is day five of iso and we are still waiting for our PCR results 🙃 Meanwhile someone we urged to go get tested finally got a test on Saturday morning, and had same day results Good news is, if I have Covid I won’t by the time by results come in!!!!!!
3.
No Australian has all three: - a RAT in their possession - avoided contracting COVID - enjoying hot girl summer
4.
Quarantine time limit lowered to 30 minutes in your car on the way to work
5.
stay tuned for yet another cliffhanger ending of the "do i have covid symptoms or am i, a grown man, unable to take care of my basic needs?" show
6.
Due to travel restrictions, all roads lead to the fridge now.
7.
so far these 20s are less “roaring” and more “helpless whimpering”
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respectfully sydney you can’t be both humid and in the middle of a covid outbreak. pick one
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New goal is to work out how to have a hot girl summer while self-isolating due to being high risk for severe covid 😌
10.
Just stare it down! Enjoy the cricket!
11.
Probably the grimmest sight of the pandemic I’ve seen thus far
12.
How good is Morrison on COVID. Australia mid summer and registering huge infection rates exceeding those of European high density countries that are in the middle of winter.
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If you don’t have any Panadol don’t worry, just do the same trick I’ve been using for twenty years. Just ask literally any woman with a purse if they have painkillers. They’ve all got a mini pharmacy up in there.
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the 1k fine is in place to fine insta influencers who post their rapid tests and I say about time
15.
[scanning down the menu of a fancy Covid restaurant, looking for the second cheapest Covid] That one would be lovely, thank you.
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Maybe if we’d killed Johnny Depps dogs then none of this would be happening. Fly them back to Australia, blood for blood
17.
Local Coles.
18.
@DHughesy Hi Dave, just checking in. How has summer been?
19.
I'm just grateful retailers will still profit from rapid antigen tests.
20.
i have seen two ed hardy hats in the wild today is this a symptom of long covid
21.
Is he hacking up the Xmas tree or an extremely on-the-nose visual metaphor for the state of Australia’s COVID summer? Honestly, who can say at this point.
22.
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear a mask and glasses at the same time? You may be entitled to condensation.
23.
Absolutely JONESING for nachos and frozen margaritas but omicron has sent my Covid anxiety back to summer 2020 so no I will not trust a restaurant until spring
24.
@no1historychick @ChaserInterns to make sure people in western sydney stay at home so people in bondi can spread covid in cocktail bars
25.
What an absolute clusterfuck. An antivaxxer sports star, asylum seekers who have been locked up for 9 years, and rapid test shortage crossing paths. It's the 11th of January.
26.
Rapid antigen tests are actually totally affordable - here’s how one proud millennial couple managed to buy a pack of five, through hard work, saving, and only a little bit of help from the bank of mum and dad
27.
All my pre pandemic memories are fading it’s so sad
28.
Me: help, I’m sick, my friends are sick, everyone I know is sick The government: sit tight, we know what to do! We’re gonna deport some tennis players
29.
I feel like there are less people out and about in Sydney today than during actual lockdown
30.
Ppl getting tested today at the same location I got tested a week ago are getting same day results, that’s fine, I’m happy for them, I also think it’s cute the helpline just has an answering msg that says “still waiting on results? They’re coming! Stay in iso!” then hangs up :)
31.
won't get covid as long as i keep my wordle streak going
32.
Not getting COVID in Sydney be like
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Completely empty restaurants in Sydney AKA “Living with Covid” Feeling really sorry for small business owners trying to get by with no certainty and no support.
