1. This tried and tested mantra that keeps us humble in the darkest of days.
Just found out that Australians say “at least we’re not in America” when they’re in a bad situation 💀💀💀 and to think I couldn’t be more embarrassed
2. This common abbreviation which has become so widely accepted, that even the local franchises have rebranded to include it.
i just found out that "maccas" is what australians call mcdonalds
3. This straight-up lie that I can't even begin to comprehend???
i just found out that Australians call sink disposals fucking wood chippers
I don't know who told you this, but we don't even have sink disposals here.
4. This savoury delight that actually shouldn't be the cause of so much confusion.
cw food 💥just found out australians eat pies that are just meat??? like its just a pie, filled with meat?? and they get them at gas stations??? what the fuck???
5. This first-time discovery and appreciation of a culinary legend.
Found out today that Australians eat something called fairy bread and it is just white bread with butter and sprinkles. I tried it and I can say that I understand why it is such a big thing over the pond
6. This iconically Aussie pronunciation of a musical icon.
Just found out that Australians pronounce AC/DC "Acca Dacca" and it's just one more reason why I must visit.
7. This righteous tradition that is probably the only reason anyone looks favourably on Australian politics.
I just found out that Australians get Democracy Sausages on voting day!!!
8. This naming convention that simply makes sense.
Hey I just found out that most commonly in Australia, what we know as Sprinkles, Australians know them as "Hundreds and thousands" because there are hundreds and thousands of them... I may be a little late to the party here but... WHAT?!?
9. This humble, nostalgic brekky staple that will always have a special place in our hearts.
i just found out that sometimes australians eat spaghetti on toast for breakfast
10. This decidedly emasculating term for what is supposed to be an intimidating gang on wheels.
Just found out australians call biker gangs Bikies that is so cute
11. This quintessential Aussie name for a ciggie.
just found out that australians call cigarettes "durry" HMMMM dont lnow how i feel about this
12. This re-spelling of a truly fantastic word.
i just found out that australians spell diarrhea as “diarrhoea” im not ok don’t hmu 💔💔💔💔💔
13. This, admittedly, somewhat disturbing realisation about our most beloved mascot.
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT AUSTRALIANS EAT KANGAROOS
14. This oft-forgotten fact that even Australians tend to overlook.
I just found out that Sydney is not the capital of Australia. I am sorry to all Australians.
15. This cutesy name that simply makes gardening more enjoyable.
I just found out that Australians call weed wackers “whipper snippers” and I just
16. This delightful term that rightfully places potatoes alongside other precious gemstones.
Just found out that Tater Tots are sometimes called “Potato Gems” in Australia. I knew I loved Australians for a reason. #PotatoGemsLife
17. This superior name for everyone's favourite loungewear.
Just found out that tracky dacks is sweatpants. Now I'm on YouTube trying to find videos of Australians saying it.
18. This highly-visual metaphor for men's swimming trunks.
just found out that australians call mens' boxer-brief style swimsuits "budgie smugglers"
19. This two-syllable improvement on the OG name, which just saves time.
Just found out Australians call sandwiches 'sangas' and any remaining desire to visit has disappeared, just like that
20. This fun improvement to the utterly boring name "slides".
I just found out that loads of Australians call slides “slippery dips”. Fuck you people are weird
21. This deliciously Aussie name for everyone's favourite dachshunds.
I just found out that Australians call wiener dogs “sausage dogs” and from now on so will I
22. This upgrade from that gross, traditional sugary-sweet sausage bun.
found out this weekend that australians dont use hot dog buns they just throw those fuckers on a piece of white bread. i was made fun of for even suggesting the use of the bun. this place is fucked.
23. This recreational party drug that proves how resourceful Australians are.
just found out that australians snort leather cleaner for fun so. yeah.
24. This pronunciation which is vastly superior to A-DEE-DAS.
guys, i just found out that australians pronounce adidas "added ass"
25. This re-ordering of words which is just better.
just found out that australians say ‘scissors paper rock’ instead of ‘rock paper scissors’ not sure what to do with this information
26. This stylish accessory which once again brings to light the conflict of fanny VS. bum.
I just found out that Australians call “fanny packs” “bum bags” so now my life is happy
27. This turn of phrase for when you're feeling heated and breathless.
So I just found out that when Australians are out of breath they say they are ‘puffed’ 😂
28. This charming little name that makes wet days all the more bearable.
I just found out that Australians call umbrellas “brolleys” and I’m just charmed beyond belief
29. This enduring insult for our dear ginger-haired friends.
I just found out that Australians call red heads rangas (short for orangutans) and now I'm wondering why we still say ginger.
30. This hilarious realisation that is very NSFW.
Just found out that Australians call blow jobs "gobbies" Wtf even is Australia?!
31. And finally, this age-old debate over our favourite yeasty spread.
I just found out that Australians eat something that they spread on their toast like Nutella, but it tastes like beef ? Why? That sounds disgusting.
