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Things I love about Australian culture: how when you cross the road, cars accelerate. Just to remind you what’s really important.
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australian culture is running into someone and both of you saying how are you to the other, but neither of you replying or saying anything else
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Australian culture is saying 'I hope the farmers are getting this' every time it rains
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Australian culture is yelling out 'TAXI' Whenever someone drops a glass That's it That's the whole thing
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Australian culture is drawing on a weird paper dinner plate in preschool and then someone making it hard plastic and then you took it home and it lived in your house for the next 9 years.
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One of the things I love about Australian culture is sometimes the nastier the word you call someone, the more they're endeared to you
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i feel as though australian culture is just being a giant cunt and i really love that about being australian
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australian culture is mentioning telstra and then like five people yell "fucken telstra"
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Everything I love about Australian culture is summed up by the tradition of booing the sitting Prime Minister at the cricket / league.
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I love how Nutbush City Limits is a song by an American about a place in Tennessee and yet its Australian culture
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Something I love about the Australian culture is that there's no judgement when walking barefoot 💚
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People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home
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Australian culture is drying your shoe after a shoey https://t.co/zlMedWpEx4
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The sbs subtitles aesthetic is one of the more powerful aesthetics of Australian culture
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the closest i get to imagining what patriotism feels like is when i hear Untouched by The Veronicas
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Australian culture is someone saying “oh fuck” as they yawn.
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definitely my fav piece of Australian culture to explain to foreigners is calling cocktail franks ‘little boys’
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Australian culture is singing HEYYYYY HEYYYY BABYYY OOOHHH AHHHH I JUST WANNA KNOW IF YOULL BE MY GIRLLLL
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Describe Australian culture? Well, I’m at the cricket and a little kid is booing his own Dad for not skulling his beer.
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Australian culture is doing a shoey, guys taking scenery pics but having them naked with their ass facing the camera and having that as their profile pic on tinder, chat cunts walking around Kmart with no shoes on n shithouse mini car shows in a maccas car park on a Friday night
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Look, honestly, I love Australian culture because... ...all you need to know about us is that our most famous restaurant is a hardware store... And I think that's beautiful.
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Aussie culture is looking at the US and praising themselves for having slightly different white supremacy.
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A massive part of Aussie culture is just saying to one of your friends, "theres your mate" when you see someone that is DEFINITELY not his mate
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Australian culture is simping for supermarket promotional campaigns
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Australian culture is going to the other Coles because you don’t like the closer one...
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If you made it illegal for white men to have both long hair and wacky moustaches you'd fix Australian culture by maybe 70%
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An often under appreciated piece of Australian culture - spelling jail “gaol”
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australian culture be like: nutri grain, fairy bread & pavlova 😂
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It’s a pleasure explaining some aspects of Australian culture, like the fact that SBS films were basically low key porn for teenagers in the 90s (post brown paper bag VHS, pre-internet).
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Australian culture is saying “get fucked” when something is impressive
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australian culture is saying ‘surely’ in a sentence and the other person loudly repeating ‘surely’
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Australian culture is saying yeah no worries when you do in fact have a lot of worries
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Australian culture people.
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Remember when the height of sophistication in Australian culture was to arrive at a party with one of these?
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I think sarcasm is as much a part of the australian culture as binge drinking and swearing
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When an Australian says “hey that’s decent!” What they mean is “that’s really really good great job good effort” And that tells u everything u need to know about Australian culture
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australian culture is going from any form of cool air to going into the heat and repeatedly saying “fuck it’s hot” no matter how many times you step into the sun lmao
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australian culture is getting a text from your ISP hours after your internet has stopped working saying an NBN outage is being investigated
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australian culture is saying “legend” instead of “thank you”
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Australian culture is saying "she'll be right" before doing something that will in fact not be right
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Australian culture is obsessively cleaning the house and then saying excuse the mess when the weekend visitors arrive just in case you missed a spot.
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Australian culture is saying “Man it’s so hot. But like, sticky and humid. Not just a dry heat” every spring though autumn until we die
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Australian culture is saying, "Fuck, Summer's here" in the first weeks of Spring.
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Australian culture is saying “ do u reckon they’re having a sale “ when y walk past an EB games store
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australian culture is
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Australian culture is checking if ur shoes have spiders inside them before putting them on
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everything in australian culture is very deeply entrenched in lying to tourists
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Australian culture is Irene Roberts' face of sheer exasperation
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y’all: australian culture is so laid back, ugh I love surfing, have you SEEN the hemsworth brothers 🤤 actual australian culture:
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australian culture is looking rly closely at a spider and going "oh ur not a whitetail u can stay"
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Australian culture is that almost 1 in 17 Aussie households own a copy of @DeltaGoodrem’s ‘Innocent Eyes’ on CD.
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Australian culture is:
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Australian culture is an outdoor table with an open pack of fish & chips surrounded by at least 4 Masterfoods condiments and a Powerade bong that's admittedly too close to the food for comfort
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One of the oddest institutions of Australian culture is Channel 9's annual screening of 'Can't Stop the Music' after midnight on NYE.
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Australian culture is explaining to your friends from other countries the true dangers of magpies, and the seemingly over-the-top strategies to remain safe from their wrath for many months a year.
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Australian culture is watching exactly no tennis for 341 days and then watching it religiously for a fortnight
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Australian culture is naming a swimming centre after a Prime Minister who drowned
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True Australian culture is mourning something by roasting it relentlessly
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Australian culture isn’t doing shoeys. Australian culture is making tourists who come to Australia do shoeys.
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australian culture is knowing intellectually that the spooky noises coming from outside are possums but having a heart attack anyway
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Australian culture is your parents hanging wind chimes outside and you hating them every time you knocked into them
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Australian culture is something else
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australian culture is having 4 different types of bread in your cupboard until one of them inevitably goes mouldy
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@actuallyjacqui australian culture is loving choccy milk and annihilating anyone who likes strawberry milk
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Australian culture is replying to texts with “Nah I’m good” instead of “No”
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Australian culture is stalking a pedestrian around a crowded car park in a Mazda 3.
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australian culture is saying “too easy” as a response to literally anything