1. First up, our Cadbury spreadables — including the vastly superior Malteasers Teasers variety.
2. The bizarre truth that we are legally entitled to a free portrait of the Queen of England.
3. The fact that we reach the new year faster and drunker than the rest of the world.
4. And Christmas Day...
5. ...And every single day, for the rest of our lives.
6. Our bomb-ass chips and ice cream varieties.
7. Our culture of "gap years", which sees (privileged) students take a year off between high school and university to travel the world.
Oh how I envy Australians and their gap years. To be expected to travel a year around the world before returning to work is unbelievable
8. Our hot, flakey, deliciously meaty pies.
@CamMcH @darrenrovell @MrBlairHughes @sixers I envy Australians; all we have here in the US are pot pies, and those range from disappointing to disgusting.
9. Our jubilant overuse of the word "cunt".
#OnALighterNote You know who I envy? Australians. You know why? Because they can use the word cunt like Americans use the word motherfucker.
10. Our birds?
I envy Australians because they can see parrots in their natural habitat virtually anytime they want. I don't envy the fact they have to put up with magpies though.
11. But seriously, they've really got a thing for our birds.
I don't envy Australia its snakes and bugs and other fearsome beasts but I sure wouldn't mind some of those birds https://t.co/lTEcFZag7P
12. Our sexy accent, which turns simple phrases into elongated, overly-voweled nonsense.
@ all Australians I envy you for having such a hot accent
13. Our endless array of travel opportunities.
Travel envy. Wow. #Australia 🐫🐪🐫
14. Our stellar weather, beaches and general merriment.
I envy Australians Beaches Parties Weather Fun and all we get is a look at fucking 'Neighbours' Evil sods bahahahaa
15. Our tennis matches?? I dunno, this is getting strange now.
I envy Australians, all those tennis tournaments in your country for 2 months?! Naaah, this life no balance.
16. Our Tim Tams, obvs.
Be jealous non-Australian people.
17. The (not entirely truthful) discourse spread by celebrities that we all wake, surf, then begin the rest of our day. #RiseSurfRepeat
so with this i also learn that joel edgerton and chris hemsworth have relatively the same habit: waking up at 5-6 am and go for a surf or any other physical activities. i envy the aussies so much.
18. The fact that we get to celebrate Christmas in blistering heat. Take that, Bing Crosby.
I envy Australians who celebrates Christmas in summer.🎄🌞 It's tremendously freezing here in the northern hemisphere. 😑❄☃
19. The fact that we gave the remarkable Jonathon Swan to the rest of the world.
@JonathonSwan , one more reason to love (and envy) the Aussies https://t.co/yTNzOVtsKT
20. The razzle dazzle light display offered by our summer thunderstorms.
One thing I do envy about Australia is their summer thunderstorms. Those things are a sight to behold
21. And finally, our divine sunsets — because nobody does it better.
"@wwwdot5sos: #youknowyoureaustralianwhen you get amazeballs sunsets like this 💕🙌 " This is why i envy Australians