1. This accurate estimate of what most Australians would use their magic wish for:
[australia] me: i found a genie friend: omg don't do anything stupid me *wishing for faster internet so i don't have to switch to 4G in my own fucking house* like what
2. This very non-motivational mantra:
australia you got this (terrible internet speeds)
3. This glimpse BTS of Australia's major internet providers:
what I imagine happened at @TPG_Telecom after not being able to access their website because my internet isn’t working 🥴
4. This insightful take on Australia's war against cyber attacks:
Not sure why the government would need to spend $1.3 billion dollars to protect us against cyber warfare when Australia's internet is so slow that probably hackers will die of old age before they can access anything important?
5. This sarcastic observation on how Australia's WFH life is going:
With lots of people likely to be working from home, it's lucky Australia has such fast, reliable internet.
6. This painful case of irony:
i love how australia invented wifi but we have THE worst wifi in the entire globe
7. This embarrassing celebration of our mediocre internet speed:
Australian internet providers seem so proud... while the rest of the world laughs at our shit speeds! 😂😭
8. These golden lessons that sum up Australian life:
What I learned in Australia: u must use "cunt" three (3) times per sentence it's ok to be an alcoholic wifi is more valuable than water
9. This all-too-relatable summation of Australian culture:
People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home
10. This national slogan that's hidden in the fine print on the Australian flag:
"World's slowest wifi!" - Australia's national slogan, probably
11. This cyclical journey of utter despair:
Australian culture is turning off your home wifi to use your 4g to check your provider's outage site but your 4g also doesn't work and the outage site is down :')
12. This revealing look at what it's like gaming in Australia:
australian wifi
13. This humiliating insight into what international visitors experience after stepping out of the plane:
Australian Free Airport WiFi: Get ready for HIGH SPEED INTERNET! Aussies: This is about what I get at home, cool. International visitors: Is... Is Australia still on dial-up?
14. This relatable commentary on the "maintenance disruptions":
FUCK YEAH TELSTRA: “YOUR NBN CONNECTION MAY BE SIGNIFICANTLY DISRUPTED ON JUNE 11 DUE TO MAINTENANCE” ME/AUSTRALIA: “WHAT’S THE REASON EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY?”
15. This very telling glimpse of a typical Australian attempting to stream a film:
Why is the internet SO SLOW ALL THE TIME #australia #nbn #sydney
16. And this one too:
The true horror. It later jumped to 10 hours+ #thanksmalcolm #nbn #australianinternet #payingforthis #regionalnsw #regionalinternet
17. This shared sentiment of absolute outrage:
why is my internet SO FUCKING SLOW IM LIKE 2 METRES AWAY FROM MY WIFI MODEM PLS AUSTRALIA GET IT TOGETHER
18. This picture of what is surely the glorious hub of Australia's NBN:
#Optus is this guy one of your guys? Local #NBN technician baffled at why we have slow internet in Australia.
19. This handy quick-fix for attempting to reboot the Wi-Fi:
has Australia tried just turning the internet on and off again?
20. This reminder to always lower your expectations:
if I wanted internet other than 4G I should simply not have moved 12km from the centre of Australia's second-largest city
21. This very real thing that Australia's government were forced to do:
It is April in The Year Of Our Lord 2021, and the government of Australia has had to publish a statement to say that #COVID19 vaccines don’t connect you to the internet. https://t.co/I5J76JF1Id
22. This threat that every citizen has made at least once in their life:
Australia. FIX YOUR INTERNET I SWEAR I WILL LEAVE THIS PLACE
23. And finally, this wholesome reminder that at the end of the day, shit ain't so bad Down Under:
Spent the day adventurin Australia in search of wifi. Despite its lack of internet connection, Aus is prob the most beautiful place Ive seen