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    23 Tweets About The State Of Australia's Internet, That Will Have You Crying At 3G Speed

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    1. This accurate estimate of what most Australians would use their magic wish for:

    [australia] me: i found a genie friend: omg don't do anything stupid me *wishing for faster internet so i don't have to switch to 4G in my own fucking house* like what

    Twitter: @cloxic

    2. This very non-motivational mantra:

    australia you got this (terrible internet speeds)

    Twitter: @mattDCLXVI

    3. This glimpse BTS of Australia's major internet providers:

    what I imagine happened at @TPG_Telecom after not being able to access their website because my internet isn’t working 🥴

    Twitter: @Isha_Bassi

    4. This insightful take on Australia's war against cyber attacks:

    Not sure why the government would need to spend $1.3 billion dollars to protect us against cyber warfare when Australia's internet is so slow that probably hackers will die of old age before they can access anything important?

    Twitter: @ElizabethFlux

    5. This sarcastic observation on how Australia's WFH life is going:

    With lots of people likely to be working from home, it's lucky Australia has such fast, reliable internet.

    Twitter: @TitusOReily

    6. This painful case of irony:

    i love how australia invented wifi but we have THE worst wifi in the entire globe

    Twitter: @internetbadgal

    7. This embarrassing celebration of our mediocre internet speed:

    Australian internet providers seem so proud... while the rest of the world laughs at our shit speeds! 😂😭

    Twitter: @ChampChong

    8. These golden lessons that sum up Australian life:

    What I learned in Australia: u must use "cunt" three (3) times per sentence it's ok to be an alcoholic wifi is more valuable than water

    Twitter: @LUCALUSH

    9. This all-too-relatable summation of Australian culture:

    People think Australian culture is about mateship and and lamingtons and stuff but mostly it’s about having to turn off wifi and use data in your own home

    Twitter: @LukaCMuller

    10. This national slogan that's hidden in the fine print on the Australian flag:

    "World's slowest wifi!" - Australia's national slogan, probably

    Twitter: @koreykuhl

    11. This cyclical journey of utter despair:

    Australian culture is turning off your home wifi to use your 4g to check your provider's outage site but your 4g also doesn't work and the outage site is down :')

    Twitter: @wafflesquire

    12. This revealing look at what it's like gaming in Australia:

    Twitter: @AetheriusVEVO

    13. This humiliating insight into what international visitors experience after stepping out of the plane:

    Australian Free Airport WiFi: Get ready for HIGH SPEED INTERNET! Aussies: This is about what I get at home, cool. International visitors: Is... Is Australia still on dial-up?

    Twitter: @Hexanguine

    14. This relatable commentary on the "maintenance disruptions":

    FUCK YEAH TELSTRA: “YOUR NBN CONNECTION MAY BE SIGNIFICANTLY DISRUPTED ON JUNE 11 DUE TO MAINTENANCE” ME/AUSTRALIA: “WHAT’S THE REASON EVERY OTHER FUCKING DAY?”

    Twitter: @nadinevoncohen

    15. This very telling glimpse of a typical Australian attempting to stream a film:

    Why is the internet SO SLOW ALL THE TIME #australia #nbn #sydney

    Twitter: @asiegersmusic

    16. And this one too:

    The true horror. It later jumped to 10 hours+ #thanksmalcolm #nbn #australianinternet #payingforthis #regionalnsw #regionalinternet

    Twitter: @peterjcasey

    17. This shared sentiment of absolute outrage:

    why is my internet SO FUCKING SLOW IM LIKE 2 METRES AWAY FROM MY WIFI MODEM PLS AUSTRALIA GET IT TOGETHER

    Twitter: @emxizzle

    18. This picture of what is surely the glorious hub of Australia's NBN:

    #Optus is this guy one of your guys? Local #NBN technician baffled at why we have slow internet in Australia.

    Twitter: @LearnKotch

    19. This handy quick-fix for attempting to reboot the Wi-Fi:

    has Australia tried just turning the internet on and off again?

    Twitter: @Fasffy

    20. This reminder to always lower your expectations:

    if I wanted internet other than 4G I should simply not have moved 12km from the centre of Australia's second-largest city

    Twitter: @MattCowgill

    21. This very real thing that Australia's government were forced to do:

    It is April in The Year Of Our Lord 2021, and the government of Australia has had to publish a statement to say that #COVID19 vaccines don’t connect you to the internet. https://t.co/I5J76JF1Id

    Twitter: @alistaircoleman

    22. This threat that every citizen has made at least once in their life:

    Australia. FIX YOUR INTERNET I SWEAR I WILL LEAVE THIS PLACE

    Twitter: @JordanSweeto

    23. And finally, this wholesome reminder that at the end of the day, shit ain't so bad Down Under:

    Spent the day adventurin Australia in search of wifi. Despite its lack of internet connection, Aus is prob the most beautiful place Ive seen

    Twitter: @GraysonDolan

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