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23 Signs You're A Little Obsessed With Online Shopping

You had me at "free shipping."

1. It's cute when a store thinks you'd ever pay for shipping.

2. This is basically the ice cream truck to you:

3. And the delivery guy knows you by name.

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4. You're running out of room in your closet.

5. Not like you'd let that stop you.

6. You kind of wish you didn't have your credit card number memorized.

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7. Because you've made more regrettable drunken purchases than you're proud of.

8. And you've forgotten about orders until they arrived on your doorstop.

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9. You dread checking your bank account.

10. You could win the lottery, and you'd still do this every time.

11. "Add to cart" is kind of a hobby.

12. You've got all the best sales marked down in your calendar.

13. Because when you score a great deal, it's basically like you made money.

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Right???????

14. This makes your heart race.

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15. And this is true heartbreak.

16. Waiting three to five days feels like a lifetime.

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17. And nothing makes you happier than these words:

Sext: "Thank you, your order has been shipped"

18. Half the time, your haul looks nothing like it did in the pictures.

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19. But when it's right...it's magic.

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20. You always procrastinate on making returns.

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21. And by then you've lost the receipt. Oh well, store credit it is!

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22. Which is fine by you--that website actually had some really cute stuff.

23. AND THE CYCLE CONTINUES.

(Not like you'd ever want it to end.)

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