Which Rare Disease Will You Convince Yourself You Have By Reading Web MD Too Much?
This isn't the medieval times. You don't have The Black Death. Calm the FUCK down.
It was really horrible, but it was declared fully eradicated in 1979. Shhh, it's okay. You're safe now.
THIS ISN"T EVEN A REAL DISEASE. IT'S FROM AN EDGAR ALLEN POE STORY. GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER.
There are outbreaks from time to time, sure, but you don't have it. Come on. You probably just read a Marquez book.
Are you a sailor? No? How about a pirate? Still no? THEN SHUUUUSH, SHUUUUSH YOUR MOUTH.
It's another word for "tuberculosis" which does impact people in the world, but probably not you. You just watch too many BBC 6-part period piece specials.