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Get the dick you've always wanted to have.

Which Celebrity Dick Do You Deserve?

You need a serious dick, a dick that can move people, a dick that makes everyone in its path fall madly in love. Michael Fassbender's dick is the true dick you should have.

Michael Fassbender's dick

You deserve a dick that is as refined as it is playful, a dick that can charm as much as it can goof around. Your deserved dick is that of Tom Hiddleston.

Tom Hiddleston's dick

You are a classic favorite of many and pretty darn hard to dislike. You deserve none other than Chris Hemsworth's dick.

Chris Hemsworth's dick

You deserve a penis that, like you, is sleek as hell but also has a great sense of humor. You deserve Jon Hamm's full package.

Jon Hamm's dick

You have a heart of gold and a youthfulness that everyone loves. In another life, you'd possess Chris Pratt's dick.

Chris Pratt's dick

You are modest and kind-hearted, while also being an enormous success all-around. If only you could have Michael B. Jordan's dick!

Michael B. Jordan's dick

Much like the Red Viper in "Game of Thrones", your dick should be a clever warrior through and through. If life was fair, you'd totally have Pedro Pascal's penis.

Pedro Pascal's dick

You need an All-American, universally-beloved dick that is as versatile as it is fun to look at. Hence, Ryan Gosling's penis.

Ryan Gosling's dick

You need a dick that can crack a good joke AND melt your heart. Paul Rudd's dick is the dick for you.

Paul Rudd's dick

You are a one-in-a-million talent and you need a dick that knows how to do it all. JT's dick is the only one for you.

Justin Timberlake's dick

You are always in motion but somehow never stressed out, and you need a dick that can handle your action star status. Liam Neeson's penis is your spirit dick.

Liam Neeson's dick

Someone as brilliant and talented as you deserves a penis that can match up, so you clearly should possess Idris Elba's flawless fly.

Idris Elba's dick

You need a dick that trumps all other dicks, that makes birds sing and flowers sprout from the ground in sheer shock of such a great penis existing. You should absolutely have Jesse WIlliams' penis.

Jesse Williams' dick

You are a little introverted, but once you pop out of your shell, you stun everyone around you. You and Jamie Dornan's dick are one.

Jamie Dornan's dick

You got the moves. The only penis in the world that is right for you unfortunately already belongs to Channing Tatum.

Channing Tatum's dick

You've earned yourself a dick that has multiple Oscar noms, a dick that can do no wrong. That's right, you got Bradley Cooper's dong.

Bradley Cooper's dick

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