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Can You Guess What's Wrong With These Perfect Men?

Can you detect the malodorous personality trait in these flawless beefcakes?

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  1. What's wrong with this man?

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    He routinely calls his grandmother and wishes her the worst.
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    He only eats foods that are “taupe” colored.
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    He has never trimmed his toenails and likes to use them as a little rake.
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    He listens to Rush Limbaugh, but just for the “good bits.”
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    He secretly enjoys the scent of blood (but only if it's like a day old).
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    He’s emotionally unavailable.
  2. How about this one?

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    His favorite music is the sound of a nail being hammered slowly.
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    He ate a cat treat once and is now addicted and consumes a pack a day.
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    He proudly self-identifies as a “meninist.”
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    He starts and ends every day by watching "My Dinner With Andre" in its entirety.
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    He hasn’t truly read in a book in over 25 years.
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    He harvests his ear wax and molds it into candles, which he then sells.
  3. What about him?

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    He keeps trying to convince you to shave your eyebrows.
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    He’s into light, light arson.
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    He likes to sit in the dog park and write scathing reviews of the dogs on his blog.
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    He wears a tiny vial of mayo around his neck and adds it to every food he consumes.
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    He’ll take you out on the most magical date of your life and then never call you again.
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    He wears toe shoes.
  4. And this guy?

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    He shares a bed with two garter snakes, five toads, and an iguana.
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    He says “om nom nom” every time he takes a bite of food.
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    He never takes off his Rollerblades.
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    He inexplicably erupts into tears every time he encounters a paper clip.
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    He believes feminism is thinly veiled misandry.
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    He hasn't washed his sheets in four years.
  5. How about this dude?

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    He puts on a fake Irish accent to feel cooler.
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    He has a tattoo of a potato on his right butt cheek.
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    He regularly makes children cry by telling them how meaningless life will be for them in the future.
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    He doesn’t care for female artists and isn’t ashamed to admit it.
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    He’s team Ross and thinks they were really on a break.
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    He consistently leaves voicemails.
  6. What's wrong with this one?

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    His diet consists solely of mustard packets.
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    He addresses you as “m’lady” completely unironically.
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    He ~will not~ wear a condom.
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    He thinks “Two and a Half Men” is the funniest show on TV.
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    He has a 20-year-old ingrown hair and insists that you pop it for him.
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    He “strongly identifies” with Holden Caulfield.
  7. What about him?

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    He’s actually part centaur, which makes going out really cumbersome.
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    He records your snoring and remixes it with some tight beats without your permission.
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    He wants you both to rip out a tooth and swap as proof of your commitment. He won’t let this go.
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    He carries around a little hourglass and times how long you talk about your day.
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    He likes to play “devil’s advocate” when arguing about topics concerning women.
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    He’s not Jamie Dornan.

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