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The Hardest Game Of "F&^%, Marry, Kill" If You Were Trapped At This Work Event

If you're going to be THIS bored, might as well make it a game.

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  1. Who would you fuck?

    Gary, because you saw him lift a box of staplers once and his form was Olympic-worthy.
    Larry, because you once saw him put a whole chicken wing in his mouth and pull it out clean - wow!
    Jerry, because he knows better than to make small talk and instead just bites his own hand all the time. He'd be a strong, silent lover.

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    Gary, because you saw him lift a box of staplers once and his form was Olympic-worthy.
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    Larry, because you once saw him put a whole chicken wing in his mouth and pull it out clean - wow!
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    Jerry, because he knows better than to make small talk and instead just bites his own hand all the time. He'd be a strong, silent lover.
  1. Who would you marry?

    Gary, because he said "bless you" when you coughed once and then apologized for saying "bless you" and it was the closest your life ever felt to a rom com.
    Larry, because he has successfully kept a goldfish alive at his desk for over three weeks.
    Jerry, because he apparently brings his phone everywhere, including the shower, so he'd always text back.

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    Gary, because he said "bless you" when you coughed once and then apologized for saying "bless you" and it was the closest your life ever felt to a rom com.
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    Larry, because he has successfully kept a goldfish alive at his desk for over three weeks.
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    Jerry, because he apparently brings his phone everywhere, including the shower, so he'd always text back.
  1. Who would you kill?

    Gary, because you excitedly thought it was Friday and he corrected you and said it was Thursday.
    Larry, because he forwards those inspirational cute animal emails to you all the time and you've had enough.
    Jerry, because he tried to hold the elevator door open for you but was too slow, which is way worse than if he'd done it on purpose. He just failed.

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    Gary, because you excitedly thought it was Friday and he corrected you and said it was Thursday.
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    Larry, because he forwards those inspirational cute animal emails to you all the time and you've had enough.
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    Jerry, because he tried to hold the elevator door open for you but was too slow, which is way worse than if he'd done it on purpose. He just failed.
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Anna, because she mutters the phrase "man buns man fun" at least once at every office party and you want to know if it's code for something.
    Lana, because she secretly writes steamy fan fiction where the "Dumb and Dumber" guys get together.
    Hannah, because you saw her polish a large spear in the kitchen once for no reason and you find her confidence sexy.

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    Anna, because she mutters the phrase "man buns man fun" at least once at every office party and you want to know if it's code for something.
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    Lana, because she secretly writes steamy fan fiction where the "Dumb and Dumber" guys get together.
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    Hannah, because you saw her polish a large spear in the kitchen once for no reason and you find her confidence sexy.
  1. Who would you marry?

    Anna, because she sneezes into little plastic bottles so you know she's sanitary.
    Lana, because she once trapped a mouse with her bare hands but then set it free while whispering "my heart is always open for you, Mortimer."
    Hannah, because she sometimes eats small mounds of ketchup with a spoon and, what can you say? You find it unspeakably adorable!

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    Anna, because she sneezes into little plastic bottles so you know she's sanitary.
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    Lana, because she once trapped a mouse with her bare hands but then set it free while whispering "my heart is always open for you, Mortimer."
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    Hannah, because she sometimes eats small mounds of ketchup with a spoon and, what can you say? You find it unspeakably adorable!
  1. Who would you kill?

    Anna, because she once "accidentally" ordered you salad for lunch.
    Lana, because she puts on her sweater and says "brrrr, it's chilly!" but then takes it off and says "so hot in here!" about seven times an hour. Figure out your life, Lana!
    Hannah, because she had her deskmate "taken out" for chewing too loudly. Kill or be killed.

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    Anna, because she once "accidentally" ordered you salad for lunch.
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    Lana, because she puts on her sweater and says "brrrr, it's chilly!" but then takes it off and says "so hot in here!" about seven times an hour. Figure out your life, Lana!
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    Hannah, because she had her deskmate "taken out" for chewing too loudly. Kill or be killed.
  1. Who would you fuck?

    Flan, because someone just asked you "what you've been up to" and you need to move your body with another body out of animalistic frustration.
    Cran, because you just spent 20 minutes talking about spreadsheets and you feel like the next logical step involves a broom closet and a handle of vodka.
    Bleghn, because you already did. Olive Garden retreat. Two years ago. It wasn't great, but it's better than nothing.

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    Flan, because someone just asked you "what you've been up to" and you need to move your body with another body out of animalistic frustration.
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    Cran, because you just spent 20 minutes talking about spreadsheets and you feel like the next logical step involves a broom closet and a handle of vodka.
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    Bleghn, because you already did. Olive Garden retreat. Two years ago. It wasn't great, but it's better than nothing.
  1. Who would you marry?

    Flan, because you've been at this company for eight years and you need to do something bold to stand out.
    Cran, because you haven't moved up in this business at all and you're a disappointment to everyone you know. Cran seems like he'd understand.
    Bleghn, because you've given up.

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    Flan, because you've been at this company for eight years and you need to do something bold to stand out.
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    Cran, because you haven't moved up in this business at all and you're a disappointment to everyone you know. Cran seems like he'd understand.
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    Bleghn, because you've given up.
  1. Who would you kill?

    Flan, because she just asked you how long you've worked here.
    Cran, because he wants you to give a presentation on Monday.
    Bleghn, because he just asked you why you've been so quiet this whole time.

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    Flan, because she just asked you how long you've worked here.
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    Cran, because he wants you to give a presentation on Monday.
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    Bleghn, because he just asked you why you've been so quiet this whole time.

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