Buzz·Posted on Nov 5, 201526 Scandalous Secrets College Sex Educators Won't Tell YouYou are your friends' main free condom hookup.by Julia PugachevskyBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. You've experienced the initial uncomfortable snickers when you pull out a massive dildo to show to the class. View this photo on Instagram 2. So you feel way more badass when presenting with a friend. View this photo on Instagram 3. You've put condoms on a wide assortment of phallic objects. View this photo on Instagram 4. And you've demonstrated it so many times that you tend to help your partner(s) do it IRL as well. View this photo on Instagram 5. This is what your "office" looks like. View this photo on Instagram 6. Part of your job involves transporting dildos and vibrators, making you fear dropping your tote bag in the middle of campus. View this photo on Instagram 7. You've had to utter sentences you never thought you'd say in your life. View this photo on Instagram 8. You could have a nice long swim in the sheer volume of condoms you've given out. View this photo on Instagram 9. And your friends know whom to go to when they need a free condom fix. View this photo on Instagram 10. Campus tabling gigs where you hang with friends and get to talk about sex = the best way to make $$$. View this photo on Instagram 11. And your booth is always the most interesting-looking at any given college event. View this photo on Instagram 12. You are well aware that the best kind of goody bag is filled with assorted contraceptives. View this photo on Instagram 13. In general, you get to give out the best things. View this photo on Instagram 14. When you're not working, you may goof around with the sex toys because how can you not??? View this photo on Instagram 15. And there's pretty much no sex toy that shocks you or really weirds you out at this point. View this photo on Instagram 16. You get extra homework, but it's all stuff you're actually really interested in. View this photo on Instagram 17. You now know every function of every sexual organ, because you had to memorize it all for work. View this photo on Instagram 18. And you can feel confident that you know both how to give and get pleasure from sex for the rest of your life now so, uh, that's pretty cool! View this photo on Instagram 19. You remember every cute pun and mnemonic device for remembering sex safety. View this photo on Instagram 20. The more you teach, the less awkward or nervous you feel, no matter what you're demonstrating. View this photo on Instagram 21. And you quickly learn that people are only uncomfortable because there aren't many places for them to ask these questions in the first place. View this photo on Instagram 22. You've watched your peers have important revelations about sex right in the classroom. View this photo on Instagram 23. And you know there's nothing quite like making someone feel more comfortable with themselves, even if it is just one person. View this photo on Instagram 24. You get to talk about subjects that were taboo growing up, and bond with a room of strangers each and every time. View this photo on Instagram 25. And you've met some of your best friends while doing it. View this photo on Instagram