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26 Scandalous Secrets College Sex Educators Won't Tell You

You are your friends' main free condom hookup.

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1. You've experienced the initial uncomfortable snickers when you pull out a massive dildo to show to the class.

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2. So you feel way more badass when presenting with a friend.

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3. You've put condoms on a wide assortment of phallic objects.

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4. And you've demonstrated it so many times that you tend to help your partner(s) do it IRL as well.

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"Hun, you're not pinching the reservoir tip before rolling down! That can cause the condom to break – what are you doing????"

5. This is what your "office" looks like.

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You've DEF stocked up on those lube packets, also.

6. Part of your job involves transporting dildos and vibrators, making you fear dropping your tote bag in the middle of campus.

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*me, shoving dildos into my purse*

7. You've had to utter sentences you never thought you'd say in your life.

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"Brian, can you please not wear the double-ended dildo as a scarf?"

8. You could have a nice long swim in the sheer volume of condoms you've given out.

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9. And your friends know whom to go to when they need a free condom fix.

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10. Campus tabling gigs where you hang with friends and get to talk about sex = the best way to make $$$.

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11. And your booth is always the most interesting-looking at any given college event.

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12. You are well aware that the best kind of goody bag is filled with assorted contraceptives.

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13. In general, you get to give out the best things.

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14. When you're not working, you may goof around with the sex toys because how can you not???

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15. And there's pretty much no sex toy that shocks you or really weirds you out at this point.

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You have seen it all, pretty much.

16. You get extra homework, but it's all stuff you're actually really interested in.

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17. You now know every function of every sexual organ, because you had to memorize it all for work.

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18. And you can feel confident that you know both how to give and get pleasure from sex for the rest of your life now so, uh, that's pretty cool!

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19. You remember every cute pun and mnemonic device for remembering sex safety.

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20. The more you teach, the less awkward or nervous you feel, no matter what you're demonstrating.

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21. And you quickly learn that people are only uncomfortable because there aren't many places for them to ask these questions in the first place.

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22. You've watched your peers have important revelations about sex right in the classroom.

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23. And you know there's nothing quite like making someone feel more comfortable with themselves, even if it is just one person.

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24. You get to talk about subjects that were taboo growing up, and bond with a room of strangers each and every time.

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25. And you've met some of your best friends while doing it.

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