17 Crazy Love Spells You Can Cast Right Now

It's not too late to find love on Valentine's Day!

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Feeling lonely on Valentine's day? Well, these are all real spells you can cast, courtesy of this website. So play that Screamin' Jay and get cooking~

2. “To win the love of a woman”

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"chant:

MUNUS SIGSIGGA AG BARA YE
INNIN AGGISH XASHXUR GISHNU URMA
SHAZIGA BARA YE
ZIGASHUBBA NA AGSISHAMAZIGA
NAMAZA YE INNIN DURRE ESH AKKI
UGU AGBA ANDAGUB!

over the apple/pomegranate, then give the woman the apple/pomegranate to drink of the juices and she'll surely come to you."

Surely.

4. “~GET HIM TO WUB YOU~”

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"The title says all,takes 3 days and a lot of belief.:)i tried this and it WORKED!!!!IM NOT LYING IM FREAKING SERIOUS!!!!"

Get him to love me? To rub me? Eh, either one probably works, honestly. Beggars can't be choosers.

5. "LOVE ME OR DIE"

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"Get a rhythm going, and say his name, like this, over and over: '[First Name, Last Name], love me or die; [First Name, Last Name], love me or die; [First Name, Last Name], love me or die.' "

If you don't love me, why are you even breathing, fool?

9. “how to make a love potion *real*”

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"put it in a glass(i would recomend a spray bottle)
then spritz some in your mouth,
and the first boy or girl you stare at
you both will fallatoumatically
in love!!!!!!!!"

The potion is all alcohol, so drinking it in copious amounts might be a good plan B.

11. “Incubus SexFriend”

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"say in your mind 'I want you in my dream, I want my sexy lady friend and I will remember my dream" keep repeating and think about having sexual intercourse at the same time and try staying awake."

We all need more sexy lady friends.