23 Faces Everyone Lucky Enough To Have Sex With You Has Made

    :O - everyone who's had sexual intercourse with you.

    1. When they see you in their phone and decide to shoot you a subtle-yet-loaded text.

    2. When they happily show you the parts of their body they would like to have blessed by your presence.

    3. When they bite their lip while you start to wash away all the troubles of their day.

    4. When they all of a sudden feel the not-so-metaphorical heat as your body overtakes theirs.

    5. When you've hit ~that~ spot.

    6. When they lose all control of their volume and scream out your name.

    7. When they briefly wonder if their roommates/neighbors heard them.

    8. When they return the favor and hope that they are as fantastic at sex as you are.

    9. When they don't waste a moment and get those condoms ready.

    10. When you suggest a new position and they're pretty sure you just invented it.

    11. When you finally try out that fantasy they've sheepishly asked about.

    12. When they're so overcome by pleasure that they don't know where their naked flesh ends and yours begins.

    13. When they can't speak actual words anymore because they're so close.

    14. When they're so overwhelmed by your sexual prowess that their face contorts beyond all recognition.

    15. When they shout into the void, their mind numb with a calmness they've never known before.

    16. When they just lie there, unable to move after the unparalleled ecstasy they just experienced because of you.

    17. When they surprise themselves and are ready to go again.

    18. When they prop that booty up for Round Two.

    19. When they nearly pass out from all the body-shaking orgasms.

    20. When they cling to you post-coitus, vowing to never let go.

    21. When they realize you just did some stuff that's probably illegal in a few countries.

    22. When they want to tell everyone they encounter about the great sex they just had with you.

    23. And when their overall happiness has improved by 1000% and they can't imagine ever being discontent when they have you to have sex with.