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Congrats, you haven't gotten out of bed in a week!
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Now you don't need to worry about buying lunch tomorrow.
3.
Great work, now your immune system lives to see another day!
5.
You're a decent human, congrats!
6.
Instant upgrade to the best kid in your family.
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You’re already a happier person than you were a week ago.
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You're a true American hero.
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This is the first day of the rest of your life.
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You are your own person. You don't live by the rules!
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Look at you! Good job!
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You did the impossible! Good luck trying to do it again.
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Only one? Amazing work, champ!
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You are an Olympian among mere mortals.
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Congratulations, you've officially entered adulthood.
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You've accomplished everything that'll ever be important.
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Keep up the good work!
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You believed in yourself and it paid off.
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You're a mathlete now!
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You're a living legend already!
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You can accomplish anything you set your mind to.
