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1. A monthly BarkBox subscription, because your pup could never have enough squeaky plush toys, healthy snacks, or chewy treats.
2. A Wi-Fi-controlled pet camera that also lets you virtually toss your boi a treat (and watch it from your phone so really you're spoiling yourself, too.)
3. A variety pack of puppy "ice cream" (which you just mix with water and freeze) to give your dog the artisanal gelato shop experience they deserve.
4. A log full of squeaky squirrels you can hide around the house (or replace with all new ones once your toothsome doggo actually finds them).
5. A chic, easily-washable velvet sofa bed for your dog(s) to lounge on — not to mention, you may secretly wish it also came in human sizes.
6. A "designer bag" squeaky plush if you want your pampered pooch to strut with the confidence of a fancy French heiress.
7. A frosted doggie cake kit (complete with a bone-shaped mold) so you can customize your confection and make it exaaaactly like your pupper likes it.
8. A box of hand-decorated, whole-ingredient "get well" cookies for when your dog has to wear a cone, get their nails clipped, or experience any mild inconvenience TBH. (And yes, these come in styles for pretty much every occasion imaginable.)
9. A DIY bubble fence window so your inquisitive pup can judgingly stare at your neighbor when they don't recycle.
10. A comfy, cotton "Adidog" tracksuit available in every color or size you need so there's really no excuse NOT to make your Pomeranian's OOTD dreams come true.
11. A super-soft, nonshedding fleece blanket for your pup to cuddle up in (or for you to roll them into a blankie burrito before bedtime).
12. An outdoor canopy bed that shields your beloved floof from the sun without cramping their style.
13. A stylish bowl set to keep your enthusiastic eater from spilling their food...and will catch every last crumb of kibble.
14. A luxury foldable stroller that's great for older or injured dogs, but *also* perfect for those times you just want to quickly cruise by your neighborhood with your finicky fur baby in the front seat.
15. A faux-Burberry harness and leash set, because your Maltipoo has expensive taste 💅.
16. A suede memory foam bed that, no judgment, you might crash on yourself when your own 12-year-old mattress gets springy (if your Border Collie lets you, that is.)
17. A cushy bike basket with reflective stripes to keep your pet visible and, more importantly, provide extra storage for all their snacks.
18. A treat baking set complete with several silicone molds and a recipe booklet, so your pup can snack on homemade biscuits All. The. Time.
19. A cross-body mesh carrier bag that keeps your bb cozy while also giving them a great view, whether you're hiking or just checking out the farmers market.
20. A set of sturdy rope toys perfect for puppy teething, sneaky dental cleanings, or just the ability to play tug-of-war in every room in the house.
21. A faux fur, memory foam warming mat that'll cozy up your dog's corner while also making them look like a Succession patriarch.
22. Dinner For Dogs, an adorable cookbook, to make healthy dinners with human ingredients for your pupperoni, like meat pies and oatmeal.
23. A fleece-lined bed "cave" to cater to all your cuddlebug's snuggling, burrowing needs.
24. A plushie toy that'll gift your dog with another chewy ball inside when they finally tear it open.
25. A doggie spa-level remoisturizer for detangling and re-hydrating your long-haired pupper's luscious locks.
26. A pack of turkey tendon "donuts," because these'll serve as a more natural alternative to rawhide and are great for dogs with allergies or sensitive stomachs.
27. A spacious booster car seat so your dog can dreamily stare through the window and existentially think about life like any teenager should.
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