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Take This Poop Quiz, And We'll Reveal An Inconvenient Truth About Yourself

Poop knives allowed.

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  1. Pick the bathroom:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
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    Via Getty Images
  2. Pick something to break up an overly long turd:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Correct
    Incorrect
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    Via Getty Images
  3. Describe the poo's overall color:
    Correct
    Incorrect
    BROWNISH
    Correct
    Incorrect
    GREENISH
    Correct
    Incorrect
    YELLOWISH
    Correct
    Incorrect
    GRAYISH
    Correct
    Incorrect
    ALMOST BLACK
    Correct
    Incorrect
    REDDISH
  4. Describe its shape:
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    Incorrect
    Little balls
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Big balls<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Skinny log
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Fat log
    Correct
    Incorrect
    An assortment of shapes
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    Shapeless
  5. Now pick a euphemism for doing the deed:
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    Take a dump<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Pinch a loaf<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Drop a deuce<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Drop off some timber<br />
    Correct
    Incorrect
    Mother Nature calls<br />
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    Incorrect
    Take a shit

This post was translated from Portuguese.

 
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