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Describe your poop and we'll tell you an inconvenient truth about yourself 

Take This Poop Quiz, And We'll Reveal An Inconvenient Truth About Yourself

Pick something to break up an overly long turd:

You're always running away from your problems and responsibilities, which is probably why you end up shitting your pants. Figuratively speaking, we mean. Right?

You're kind of an asshole.

And on top of it all, you judge others for doing the exact same thing. Kiiinda shitty, tbh.

You'll say one thing and do something entirely different.

It's a porcelain throne all right, but don't let it go to your head.

You're pretty self centered.

You're actually not all that bad, but you've definitely got a few friends that should be flushed out of your life.

You've got some crappy friends.

You've been treating your friends more like pawns in a chess game. Cut that shit out!

You're manipulative.

This post was translated from <a href="https://www.buzzfeed.com/julianakataoka/descreva-o-seu-coco-e-diremos-uma-verdade-inconveniente">Portuguese</a>.

Será que você é bunda mole ou caga no maiô?

Descreva o seu cocô e diremos uma verdade inconveniente sobre você

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