14 Things You'll Only Get If You Suffer From Omphalophobia
We live with a body part that looks like a knot in a balloon.
You cannot understand how humans have evolved so much and yet still have to live with a body part that looks like a knot in a balloon.
You may have believed it a little too much when someone threatened to unscrew your belly button, saying it would make your butt fall on the ground.
You feel faint just imagining someone touching your belly button or even other people touching their own belly buttons (or worse, other people touching other people's belly buttons!).
And if someone sticks their finger in your belly button, you're liable to feel as if you've been stabbed in the back!
You have nightmares about things getting caught in your belly button.
And you love the beach, but the possibility of sand getting in where it's not supposed to be is enough to ruin all the fun.
Which doesn't really make much sense, since you also feel the constant need to keep your belly button clean.
Entire horror films have been scripted in your mind imagining the eventual possibility of your navel bursting.
To think, some children and pregnant women have the superpower of being able to force their belly button out and back in again!
In fact, if you are a woman, you might feel somewhat alarmed wondering how your belly button will behave during and after pregnancy.
You cannot even conceive of the idea of someone wanting to get their belly button pierced.
Laparoscopic surgery is one of your biggest fears.
Did you know that there is a body modification that REMOVES the belly button?
By the way, why do people still use blankets that facilitate the accumulation of cotton fuzzies in their navels??
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