Gobble *pukes*

None of those “crumply” papers are satisfying, as they are all mushed up wet paper towels. Give me crumpled binder paper any day.

God almighty my mother claps like that.

And wash it first. Duh. Do you use cake pans straight out of the store where they’ve been manhandled since being put on display?

But why is it curved? If I’m cutting hot dogs, they’d better be perfectly symmetrical cuts.

Fix the catapult link!

#5: spats, not open-toed shoes.

And who the hell calls cameltoe “front wedgie”?

This is the THIRD instance of this. What. The. Hell., old wives? Yikes.

Or that only women in the USA got periods. (Yeah, I’m looking right at you, girl.)

Heaven forbid men understand anything that doesn’t directly affect them. But let’s let them legislate the everloving hell out of it.

Started coloring mine in jewel tones at 47. It’s YOUR hair, do what YOU want with it!

2: AND she put a capital in the middle of a word

24. In college, I asked a goddamn DANCE INSTRUCTOR about the term for a man who dances ballet. She said “danseur”. No mention whatsoever that the words “ballerino” and “danseuse” existed. I feel cheated and more than a little dumb. Floorface time for me.

My kid once called a server a “carrier”.

Jfc, that’s the only reason I clicked this shit. Make it stop!

Or Velveteen Rabbited them. <3

Now we know where Lady Gaga got that egg bit.

YES

I want my six seconds back.

Bottom half: eat it first. Do not waste precious cake.

So, 7 is…a toilet seat on a stick?

Flare < > flair

I guess I am the only one who doesn’t like Love Actually. I think it’s a horrible movie about several horrible people. Oh well, to each his own.

YES

And the T.

10’s bra has had Just. About. Enough. of this nonsense.

You’re arguing with a person who couldn’t muster the effort to hit IMDB or Lyrics Net. Do you think language/culture/geography references are going to be spot-on? (Sorry, I’m interwebz-cranky today.)

I need to know more about this dragon fountain.

Exactly

18 made me laugh twice - first when I skimmed through to the dad’s comment and again when I re-read it and realized he said it to the cashier, not to meladoodle.

No one on the apostrophe S? Ok, then. *backs out of room*

How the F do you buy any of these?

# 20 needs to shut its filthy whore mouth. Blasphemy!

My grandmother once asked my dad if he “liked pussy.”

“Cloth” the naked.

I want my 1/2 second back.

*discreet

Well, they’re Yandy, so….

No, the real crime is “never the less”.