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Gobble *pukes*
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None of those “crumply” papers are satisfying, as they are all mushed up wet paper towels. Give me crumpled binder paper any day.
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God almighty my mother claps like that.
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And wash it first. Duh. Do you use cake pans straight out of the store where they’ve been manhandled since being put on display?
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Response to 22 Products The World Never Asked For:
But why is it curved? If I’m cutting hot dogs, they’d better be perfectly symmetrical cuts.
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Fix the catapult link!
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#5: spats, not open-toed shoes.
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And who the hell calls cameltoe “front wedgie”?
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This is the THIRD instance of this. What. The. Hell., old wives? Yikes.
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Or that only women in the USA got periods. (Yeah, I’m looking right at you, girl.)
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Heaven forbid men understand anything that doesn’t directly affect them. But let’s let them legislate the everloving hell out of it.
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Started coloring mine in jewel tones at 47. It’s YOUR hair, do what YOU want with it!
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Response to 22 Teachers Who’ve Clearly Had Better Days:
2: AND she put a capital in the middle of a word
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Response to 26 Tweets To Read When You Need A Good Laugh:
24. In college, I asked a goddamn DANCE INSTRUCTOR about the term for a man who dances ballet. She said “danseur”. No mention whatsoever that the words “ballerino” and “danseuse” existed. I feel cheated and more than a little dumb. Floorface time for me.
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My kid once called a server a “carrier”.
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Response to 11 Thoughts You Have Watching “Flip Or Flop”:
Jfc, that’s the only reason I clicked this shit. Make it stop!
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Or Velveteen Rabbited them. <3
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Now we know where Lady Gaga got that egg bit.
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YES
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Response to Which One Of These Weird Dogs Are You?:
I want my six seconds back.
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Bottom half: eat it first. Do not waste precious cake.
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So, 7 is…a toilet seat on a stick?
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Flare < > flair
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Response to 27 Movies That Are Just Really Damn Rewatchable:
I guess I am the only one who doesn’t like Love Actually. I think it’s a horrible movie about several horrible people. Oh well, to each his own.
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Response to 27 Movies That Are Just Really Damn Rewatchable:
YES
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Response to 5 Insanely Clever DIYs That Are Actually Easy:
And the T.
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10’s bra has had Just. About. Enough. of this nonsense.
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You’re arguing with a person who couldn’t muster the effort to hit IMDB or Lyrics Net. Do you think language/culture/geography references are going to be spot-on? (Sorry, I’m interwebz-cranky today.)
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Response to People Share Their Favorite Purchase Ever:
I need to know more about this dragon fountain.
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Response to How Much Of An Asshole Is Your Dog?:
Exactly
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Response to 21 Dads Who Were Clearly Meant To Be Dads:
18 made me laugh twice - first when I skimmed through to the dad’s comment and again when I re-read it and realized he said it to the cashier, not to meladoodle.
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No one on the apostrophe S? Ok, then. *backs out of room*
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How the F do you buy any of these?
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Response to The 21 Craziest Fan Theories Of 2015:
# 20 needs to shut its filthy whore mouth. Blasphemy!
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My grandmother once asked my dad if he “liked pussy.”
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“Cloth” the naked.
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I want my 1/2 second back.
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*discreet
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Well, they’re Yandy, so….
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Response to Alan Cumming Wore Crocs To The Emmy Awards:
No, the real crime is “never the less”.