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What I Learned From Yoko Ono's Crazy Twitter Account

The woman who has oft-been accused of destroying the greatest band in history, and general cuckoo bananas lady, Yoko Ono has a Twitter account. I know. It doesn't make sense. But I waded through her timeline, and here's what I've learned.

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2. Yoko Apparently Lives In An Alternate Universe Where People Are Always Making Desert Island Jokes

Seriously, what the hell is a desert island joke? She also believes we're all sand covered land masses. And she thinks John Donne should go fuck himself.


4. Yoko Burns Furniture To Prove Nonsensical Points

Like say "If you burn a chair while thinking about a chair, the one in your head doesn't have to burn!" Thanks Yoko! I can see why Paul loved when John brought you around.

5. Yoko Is Made Nervous By "Construction"

Now I don't know if that's construction like social construction or construction like buildings being built, but the former isn't really "tangible" so I'm leaning towards Yoko not being a fan of new buildings.