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The Romney Sons: A Guide

While watching the results from Iowa last night, you may have noticed that the Romney boys look a lot like they were vampires werewolves vampires that were cut out of the "Twilight" movies. Well here's your guide to the attractive Romney progeny.

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Matt Romney

(AP Photos)

-Born: 1971

-Married to Laurie

-Has three children

-Senior Vice President of Capital Markets at Excel Trust, Inc

-Lives In San Diego

-His favorite musicians are "Cake, Ozomatli, The Shins, Iz, White Stripes, Beck, Coldplay, Led Zeppelin, Luna, and Bob Marley"

-Will probably not be making any more birther jokes at rallies

-Matt's Myspace page

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Craig Romney

Charles Rex Arbogast / AP

-Born: 1981

-Married to Mary

-Has two children

-Lives in San Diego (recently moved from New York City)

-Works in Real Estate

-Believes that Tina Fey and company modeled Jack Donaghy's hair off of his father's.

-Was smart enough to make his Myspace page private.

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