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16 Other People Born On Christmas Day

These are the forgotten birthdays of that famous holiday. So don't forget to get these folks double presents.

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Evelyn Nesbit was the hottest vaudeville performer at the turn of the century. She was also known for being in the middle of one of the most famous murder cases of all time when her husband Harry K. Thaw shot her lover, famed architect Stanford White (who designed the Washington Square Arch, among many other famed New York landmarks). For her birthday, I bet she'd love to be featured on TMZ. Are you listening Harvey?


The patriarch of the Hilton clan that still plagues us to this day, Conrad was a brilliant businessman and hotel magnate that once worked with Don Draperwould probably be disappointed with his progeny. Get him a hundred copies of "One Night In Paris" and a blow torch. He'll enjoy himself.



The jazz singer and band leader was best known for his time at the Cotton Club. I think you should get him a Spotify account. It'll blow his mind. Mostly because he won't understand what the Internet is. But he'll like the music too.


I don't know what you should get this former Egyptian President, but I definitely wouldn't tell him about what's happened to Mubarak. That was his Vice President. Maybe that ignorance would be the greatest gift of all for him.


The Twilight Zone writer and host had as great an impact on the development of television as an art form as anyone. I'd give him a time slot on a network schedule. Re-airing old Twilight Zones would be more compelling than any non-comedy that NBC has to offer.



Eric Gordon is an NBA player that was the centerpiece in the Clippers trade for Chris Paul. So instead of playing for the most exciting young team in the NBA, he's playing for what looks to be a perennial lottery team in New Orleans. He would also love fine alcohol for his birthday.