1.
Have a kick-ass haircut.
2.
For instance a mullet.
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Just not whatever Larry Bird has going on here.
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Awesome facial hair is a plus.
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Can't grow facial hair? Just smirk.
10.
Nope. Too angry, Patrick.
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Mickey, didn't you hear what I said to Patrick? Chill out.
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Yeah, just like that.
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Having a cool-guy collar helps too.
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But never wear a shirt that looks like Bill Cosby designed it.
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If you can somehow combine a jheri curl, a mustache, a frilly shirt, and a great tux, you're doing something right.
21.
Pose with a bitchin' computer.
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Maybe don't look high at all.
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Try not to look like a dork.
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Eat some McDonald's cookies in your photo.
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Have a twin brother, so you can mess with people.
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Look badass playing a sport you'll be famous for.
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Look goofy playing a sport you're not famous for.
30.
For that matter have a really dumb yearbook quote. Either extreme is fine.
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Walk around your high school gym like its a club.
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Make sure to button your shirt correctly.
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And that your necklace doesn't look stupid.
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Graduating always makes for a good picture.
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Be the most adorable American athlete in the history of the Olympics.
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Or be the greatest athlete of all time.
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Or just be Jeremy Lin.