Pete Davidson Jokingly Revealed Why He's Removing All Of His Tattoos
“I look like I'm carrying a shiv but only to poke open a Capri Sun.”
Pete Davidson knows how to make people laugh!
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He joked about removing all of his tattoos and being alone on Valentine’s Day during this week's Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live.
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"I saw a picture of myself without a shirt and I look like a toddler went to prison,” he laughed. “I look like I'm carrying a shiv but only to poke open a Capri Sun.”
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He also joked about moving out of his mom’s house during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.
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"In some ways, I like [Valentine's Day during the pandemic] because it's the first time being alone wasn't my fault," he said. "I spent the night eating chocolates and watching a movie with my mom, which is why I'm officially moving out of the house. One of us has to go."
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"The thing is my mom is a lot like this show,” he continued. “No matter what I do, I'm never asked to leave. Also, they're both really old and noticeably fatigued."
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Davidson noted he bought his house with his mom, so if he wants to move out, then he’s going to have to get the cash by fighting “Jake Paul or [stealing] one of Lorne's paintings.” LOL.
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Davidson is hilarious! You can watch the rest of his SNL skit below.
