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    Pete Davidson Jokingly Revealed Why He's Removing All Of His Tattoos

    “I look like I'm carrying a shiv but only to poke open a Capri Sun.”

    Pete Davidson knows how to make people laugh!

    Pete Davidson poses in the press room during the 2017 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on August 27, 2017 in Inglewood, California
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    He joked about removing all of his tattoos and being alone on Valentine’s Day during this week's Weekend Update segment on Saturday Night Live.

    Pete Davidson at the Big Time Adolescence afterparty
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    "I saw a picture of myself without a shirt and I look like a toddler went to prison,” he laughed. “I look like I'm carrying a shiv but only to poke open a Capri Sun.”

    Pete Davidson on set of an untitled Judd Apatow/Pete Davidson project known as "Staten Island" on June 6, 2019 in New York City
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    He also joked about moving out of his mom’s house during the ongoing coronavirus pandemic.

    Pete Davidson gives a thumbs up at The Vulture Spot during Sundance Film Festival on January 28, 2019 in Park City, Utah
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    "In some ways, I like [Valentine's Day during the pandemic] because it's the first time being alone wasn't my fault," he said. "I spent the night eating chocolates and watching a movie with my mom, which is why I'm officially moving out of the house. One of us has to go."

    Pete Davidson as Chad during the "Chad Horror Movie" sketch on Saturday, March 2, 2019
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    "The thing is my mom is a lot like this show,” he continued. “No matter what I do, I'm never asked to leave. Also, they're both really old and noticeably fatigued."

    (L to R) Congressman-elect & Navy Veteran Dan Crenshaw, Pete Davidson, and Anchor Colin Jost during "Weekend Update"
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    Davidson noted he bought his house with his mom, so if he wants to move out, then he’s going to have to get the cash by fighting “Jake Paul or [stealing] one of Lorne's paintings.” LOL.

     Pete Davidson attends The Vulture Spot during Sundance Film Festival on January 28, 2019 in Park City, Utah
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    Davidson is hilarious! You can watch the rest of his SNL skit below.

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