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17 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The British Lockdown Right Now

"The Wembley Lasagna is complete."

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This country is so funny 😂😂

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So. Big day. The day we all head out to work. While staying at home. While exercising all day. In the park. At home. While travelling on public transport. While definitely not. Staying rigidly alert. While totally relaxed. At home. In the fresh air. Outside. Inside. Upside down.

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Unlimited exercise? are we training for the olympics?

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Me jumping over the River Thames to get to central for work:

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Me staying alert to avoid Miss Rona

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We've been very clear: you can meet your mother for golf but not Pictionary. Your father can join in a game of charades but only if he shouts his answers from upstairs

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This is Boris Johnson’s definition of a ‘LOCKDOWN’.. 😌

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The UK’s coronavirus strategy in the British press vs the UK’s coronavirus strategy in the rest of the world’s press.

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Lady on BBC Scotland just said “Better to be 6 feet apart, hen, than 6 feet under? Amirite?” And this should be the slogan. Everyone stand down.

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The UK government advising us on how we should treat lockdown

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The sound of the coffee cup hitting the desk is my nomination for TV moment of lockdown