1. We finally discovered the perfect antonym for the word erotic. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com 2. Pink Jacket emotively singing into a banana about a relative stranger's summer romance. Via Paramount Pictures Not a proud moment for the color pink, bananas, or humanity. 3. John Travolta combing his hair while sharing a casual, choreographed dance with 12 of his closest buds. Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF Tap to play or pause GIF tumblr.com 4. Not everybody feels the need to sing when they want to feel their feelings. Via Paramount Pictures A penny for your creepy thoughts? 5. "We stayed up 'till 10 o'clock!" Via Paramount Pictures Stumblebrag: An attempt to brag that fails miserably. Stumblebrag. 6. Not to be a square, but it's called respect for school property and you "ladies" certainly do not have it. Via Paramount Pictures 7. John Travolta actively choosing to dance like a chicken. Via Paramount Pictures "Alright Johnny that was a great take. Pure magic. Now let's, oh I don't know, do one where you act like a chicken for no apparent reason." 8. "I have just as much right to paddleball as you ladies have to sing and dance." Via Paramount Pictures Sadly, that young man was only the vice president of the Rydell High Paddleballing Association. 9. Summer relationships warrant a skip. Half a year a gallop. A full year? Two words: pilot license. Via Paramount Pictures That's some top-notch resolve on display by the students sitting at the table on the right. Have you ever attempted to resist a good ol' fashioned spontaneous skipping train? It's not easy. 10. This is not a proportionate response to remembering something. Via Paramount Pictures This is how young people discussed dating before texting or shame were invented.