Josh C.

I'm a former radio DJ who, although sad to see it happening, is glad he got out before the industry entirely destroyed itself. I'm currently a P.A. announcer, writer, web and graphic designer, and yet I still somehow find time to do other things, too, like planning for the launch of a local web-based multimedia news/talk outlet and my subsequent domination of the media world. I also am highly ADD. That's good to keep in mind. I led the league in 3-pointers during the year that I fantasized I was in the NBA, and my jersey (Miami Heat #15) shot up to an all-time NBA memorabilia sales high of $437.95. I currently have several books in the works, including "We Can See Raccoons and 2,297 Other Reasons You Shouldn't Try To Figure Out What Your Station's Call Letters Stand For," "Liberals and Other Flukes of Evolution," and an updated version of my New York Times #1 Best-Seller "Why Buffy and Angel Fansites Make Baby Jesus Cry." I am also notorious for having way too much free time on my hands for anyone's good. Also, I believe you have my stapler. Do me a favor and ask me about the greatest joke I've ever heard. And no, it's not the same joke as the previous joke that used to be the greatest I'd ever heard up until now. So seriously, ask me. Oh, and you can read my notes for some passages from my books. Let me know what you think, even if you think they suck. I appreciate the feedback!

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