"Schitt's Creek" Reimagined With Muppets Will Make You Wish This Remake Was Real

I would pay a lot of money to watch Miss Piggy scream "Fold it in!"

I was minding my own business, rewatching Schitt's Creek for the hundredth time, when I was STRUCK with a blinding moment of absolute genius: What if Schitt's Creek was recast with Muppets?

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Maybe the best idea I've ever had in my entire life. Ever.

I would pay A LOT of money to hear Miss Piggy scream, "Fold it in!"

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Like, a lot of money. And I have zero shame about it.

But first things first: everyone knows that a Muppets remake work best when the lead is still a human. Duh.

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And no one acknowledges their human-ness. I don't make the rules, folks. That's just the way it is.

That means in my version, Alexis and David are still played by the beloved Annie Murphy and Dan Levy.

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Ew, David. But like, not ew?

With that out of the way, buckle up for the Muppets recasting of my dreams.

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Miss Piggy as Moira Rose

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Miss Piggy is Moira Rose. The wigs. The drama. The outfits. The fact I'll never see this happen is devastating. 

Kermit as Johnny Rose

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I trust both Johnny and Kermit to treat me right. 

Rizzo as Stevie Budd

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I feel like Rizzo and Stevie would get along IRL. But I don't think they'd have an actual conversation. It'd just be dry, sarcastic comments back and forth, all day long.

Fozzy as Roland Schitt

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This feels right in my heart. Also both are hat guys, so I rest my case.

Jennifer Robertson still as Jocelyn Schitt

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If there was anyone in Schitt's Creek who wind up married to a Muppet, it'd be Jocelyn. So she stays a human, married to Fozzy, with their human son Muppet. But later they'll have a muppet baby, to even things out. 

Walter as Ted Mullins

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Imagine Walter wrangling a Great Dane for its check-up? Or him taking Alexis on a date to the Tropical Cafe???? We stan a short king.

Gonzo as Twyla Sands

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Gonzo and Twyla both have this lovable energy, and you're not 100% sure if they really know what's going on. And of course, Twyla/Gonzo will still have help at the Tropical Cafe from Camilla the Chicken.

Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem: The Jazza Gals

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Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem would be all over a Nine Inch Nails medley.

Scooter as Ray Butani

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Both of these guys have wholesome personalities. Not a bad bone in their body. Or in Scooter's case, literally no bones. 

Dr. Honeydew as Bob

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Both are fix-it men...but like, do they really get the job done? 

Sam the Eagle as Ronnie Sands

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Sam's blunt, practical nature makes him perfect for Ronnie. Both speak exactly what's on their mind, and tbh I'm kind of intimidated by them. 

Patrick....is still Noah Reid

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I just couldn't bring myself to recast this cherub baby angel face sweet heart. 

Denise as Rachel

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Rachel showed up for one episode as Patrick's fiancé, and was never seen again. Kind of like Denise the Muppet. Who is she? No idea.

Who would you recast in a Muppets x Schitt's Creek retelling??? Let us know in the comments below, or on BuzzFeed Canada's Instagram and TikTok!

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