1. Last week, @YourMomsucksTho's tweet about moms' "greatest hits" went viral. It's a hilarious list of phrases moms find themselves saying ALL. THE. TIME.

2. Professors:

3. Hackers:

4. Authors:

5. Artists:

6. Marketers:

7. Female doctors:

8. Zoology curators:

9. Single women:

10. Philosophers:

11. Video game editors:

12. Climate scientists:

13. Historians:

14. Nurses:

15. Journalists:

16. Gynecologists:

17. Dietitians:

18. ER doctors:

19. 911 dispatchers:

20. Surgical residents:

21. Assistant principals:

22. Programmers:

23. Park rangers:

24. Startup investors:

25. And finally, thesauruses:
