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Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No
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my dog: *has unlimited food, water, shelter & love *front door opens* my dog: https://t.co/jMfscBySMe
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David: plays a secret chord The lord:
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Who the fuck wrote this book about me
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I’ve been laughing with tears for ten whole minutes 🤣
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this ad is one comma away from truly grasping the millennial mindset
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"Okay now let's do a silly one!" - me after sex
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someone: *slightly raises their voice at me* my feelings:
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July 4th is the met gala for Old Navy families
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my guardian angel watching me fall for a guy that doesn’t like me
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mona lisa trying not to laugh while da vinci painted her
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Gays in June: ✨🌈PRIDE!!! 🌈✨ Gays in July: https://t.co/MOyoMNGX0o
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college in america https://t.co/oI4oj6zIBo
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When a woman makes a post on Twitter which requires no interaction from random men:
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okay...hear me out
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Jake Gyllenhaal looks so goddamn much like Disneyland Woody
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Blocking negative vibes all Summer ‘19 😂
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millennial culture is texting your mom “what TIME was i born?”
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My co-worker's sister wasn't ready man.
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Y’all I was all excited to get my med school ID and I played myself and wore a white turtleneck for a photo against a white backdrop. WHERE IS MY NECK?!😭😂
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when I die bomerang them lowering me pls
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No one: My iPhone front camera:
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girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade level. he's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. give him a second.
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Me getting the star in mario kart
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i knew i was on her side. i just knew it https://t.co/ZSppaH7RlQ
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winona ryder is the girl in the nightclub bathroom at 2am who notices you standing in the mirror complaining about how bad you look.