1. Teachers are straight-up rollin' in the dough.
2. And their salary is already more than enough.
3. They have enough money to go shopping all the time.
4. They literally get off work at 3 in the afternoon.
5. And they never have to take their work home with them.
6. Teachers basically just sit at their desk all day.
7. And boss kids around.
8. What other profession gets a summer break?!
9. Or a spring break, for that matter?
10. "Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach."
11. Elementary school teachers are basically just glorified babysitters.
12. And high school teachers just read monotonously from textbooks.
13. Their students, by the way, are always incredibly grateful.
14. Same goes with the students' parents.
15. Teaching is honestly so easy, basically anyone can do it.
16. They do the bare minimum — and that's it.
17. And the only ~difference~ they make in students' lives is whether they pass or fail.
