1. First, teachers already make so much money.
2. Since 1996, their salaries have ballooned...
3. ...which is why, nowadays, a teacher's salary is way more than enough to get by on.
4. Sure, school supplies are expensive, but at least teachers never have to spend any of their own money on them.
5. They get to leave work at 3 p.m.
6. And they never have to take any work home with them.
7. Must be nice!
8. Teachers basically just sit behind their desks all day...
9. ...and boss kids around.
Teacher has unique handshakes with each student. "It was just one or two students and then it became contagious.β https://t.co/0LrFzTlhZu
10. June, July, and August β like, what other profession gets three months off during the summer?!
11. Or a spring break, for that matter?
Just so you know.. currently grading papers on the beach. πππ
12. Elementary school teachers are just glorified babysitters.
Rapped a map version of #BodakYellow for my babies today.
13. And high school teachers just read aloud from textbooks.
My algebra 2 teacher so extra doing a handstand to demonstrate reciprocals πππ Its cool tho π
14. They do the bare minimum β and that's it.
15. On top of their salaries, teachers are paid with the gratitude of their students...
A student that isnβt even in my class called me a bitch πππ I love teaching itβs such a wholesome and gratifying career
16. ...and their students' parents.
The parent of one of my students called me LAZY in a meeting today... Um, do ya know what that word means lady?
17. At the end of the day, teaching is so easy, anyone can do it.
Next person who says βteaching is easyβ to me is going to write all my lesson plans for a full day in a first grade class. They need to include ALL subjects. And they need to be differentiated instruction based! How easy is it now π‘
18. The only difference they make in students' lives is whether they pass or fail.
19. So teachers: Quit striking for more money and get back to doing your job.
