1. This save-the-date recipient:
2. Pamela:
3. This poncho peddler:
4. This walking, talking HR crisis:
5. This weight-loss icon:
6. This person who doesn't understand what the 💩 emoji means:
7. And this person who understands it all too well:
8. Also, this person who should have eaten some prunes:
9. George's friend — er, former friend:
10. This prophet:
11. This smartwatch skeptic:
12. This heathen:
13. This seller who uploaded one too many photos:
14. David the tooter:
15. This dad who hopes the doctor doesn't "do the finger thing":
16. This Notre Dame mourner/celebrant:
17. This overeager mom:
18. This perplexingly proud neighbor 🏳️🌈:
19. This truthteller:
20. This problem-solver:
21. And finally, this desperate plea:
