1. There's honestly nowhere to hide:
2. This temptation:
3. When patients try your patience:
4. And you swear they're just pushing your buttons:
5. When venting is the only thing keeping you going:
6. Your innocence is gone:
7. When you just can't help yourself:
8. This insulting question:
9. This about-face:
10. When you're just like ¯\_(ツ)_/¯:
11. The soul-crushing deception:
12. When you're literally just trying to help:
13. This nightmare scenario:
14. Everyone's been here before:
15. And then this happens:
16. Alone time is sacred:
17. This infuriating time suck:
18. And this absolute waste of time:
19. When the shit storm is over:
20. Today might actually be the day:
21. Night shifts basically mean no social life:
22. And friends' Facebook posts don't help the situation:
23. When you swear patients can sense a shift change coming:
24. When your shift is finally over:
25. But you have to be back on the floor in mere hours:
26. When you're honestly too good at your job:
27. Every time this happens:
28. This inevitability:
29. And finally, this:
