#MillennialRetirementPlans is trending on Twitter, and as you can probably imagine, the plans themselves are a little on the dark side. Here are 15 of the best ones:
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Move to the main floor of their parents’ house. #MillennialRetirementPlans
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Hope we don't die in our chairs during a meeting that could have been an email. #MillennialRetirementPlans
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gonna have oceanfront property once the water rises #MillennialRetirementPlans
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Fix problems started by the Baby Boomers #MillennialRetirementPlans
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Finally earn enough experience to get an entry level job. #millennialretirementplans
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#MillennialRetirementPlans sail endlessly on a makeshift skiff in a world submerged by melted polar ice caps
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#MillennialRetirementPlans Hope the parents planned for my retirement too.
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#MillennialRetirementPlans Don't know if anybody beat me to this one yet... Gotta get a job before you can retire.
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Cultivate my kids so they can become successful millionaires and live off of them #millennialretirementplans
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Work yourself to death and you won’t have to worry about retirement. #MillennialRetirementPlans
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Auctioning off the hundreds of beanie babies Mom bought in the 90’s. They must be worth a fortune by now! #MillennialRetirementPlans
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#MillennialRetirementPlans Reselling plastic bags
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#MillennialRetirementPlans Invest in a tiny home.
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#MillennialRetirementPlans A van down by the river.
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#MillennialRetirementPlans Why is this even on trending? We all know we'll never be able to retire.