Buzz·Posted on Sep 17, 2019Millennials Are Joking About Their "Retirement Plans" On Twitter, And It's So Dark"Hope we don't die in our chairs during a meeting that could have been an email."by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed Senior EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail #MillennialRetirementPlans is trending on Twitter, and as you can probably imagine, the plans themselves are a little on the dark side. Here are 15 of the best ones: 1. Steve Redmond @sjredmond Move to the main floor of their parents’ house. #MillennialRetirementPlans 09:56 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Liz @elizlipp Hope we don't die in our chairs during a meeting that could have been an email. #MillennialRetirementPlans 11:44 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. giggles @mrsamandalyn gonna have oceanfront property once the water rises #MillennialRetirementPlans 04:24 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Lemon Tart @LouiseLemonTart Fix problems started by the Baby Boomers #MillennialRetirementPlans 04:16 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. lamegirlblues @lamegirlblues Finally earn enough experience to get an entry level job. #millennialretirementplans 11:32 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Monkey74 🐵 @Mnky74 #MillennialRetirementPlans sail endlessly on a makeshift skiff in a world submerged by melted polar ice caps 06:46 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Diane's Casper @AccountDiane #MillennialRetirementPlans Hope the parents planned for my retirement too. 04:24 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. FP Sonson @DJDigitalDonkey #MillennialRetirementPlans Don't know if anybody beat me to this one yet... Gotta get a job before you can retire. 04:22 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Leah Williams Fitch @fitch_williams Cultivate my kids so they can become successful millionaires and live off of them #millennialretirementplans 11:54 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Jennifer @jenninjuice1 Work yourself to death and you won’t have to worry about retirement. #MillennialRetirementPlans 07:42 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. bElla is daisy rain @Czexabella Auctioning off the hundreds of beanie babies Mom bought in the 90’s. They must be worth a fortune by now! #MillennialRetirementPlans 04:03 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Moddigotchu @moddigotchu #MillennialRetirementPlans Reselling plastic bags 04:15 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Atomic @RobsAtomic #MillennialRetirementPlans Invest in a tiny home. 04:19 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. starlightinflight @mylightinflight #MillennialRetirementPlans A van down by the river. 11:29 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. Rachel G @RachelG1919 #MillennialRetirementPlans Why is this even on trending? We all know we'll never be able to retire. 10:21 AM - 17 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite