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    Millennials Are Joking About Their "Retirement Plans" On Twitter, And It's So Dark

    "Hope we don't die in our chairs during a meeting that could have been an email."

    #MillennialRetirementPlans is trending on Twitter, and as you can probably imagine, the plans themselves are a little on the dark side. Here are 15 of the best ones:

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    Move to the main floor of their parents’ house. #MillennialRetirementPlans

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    Hope we don't die in our chairs during a meeting that could have been an email. #MillennialRetirementPlans

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    gonna have oceanfront property once the water rises #MillennialRetirementPlans

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    Fix problems started by the Baby Boomers #MillennialRetirementPlans

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    Finally earn enough experience to get an entry level job. #millennialretirementplans

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    #MillennialRetirementPlans sail endlessly on a makeshift skiff in a world submerged by melted polar ice caps

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    #MillennialRetirementPlans Hope the parents planned for my retirement too.

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    #MillennialRetirementPlans Don't know if anybody beat me to this one yet... Gotta get a job before you can retire.

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    Cultivate my kids so they can become successful millionaires and live off of them #millennialretirementplans

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    Work yourself to death and you won’t have to worry about retirement. #MillennialRetirementPlans

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    Auctioning off the hundreds of beanie babies Mom bought in the 90’s. They must be worth a fortune by now! #MillennialRetirementPlans

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    #MillennialRetirementPlans Reselling plastic bags

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    #MillennialRetirementPlans Invest in a tiny home.

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    #MillennialRetirementPlans A van down by the river.

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    #MillennialRetirementPlans Why is this even on trending? We all know we'll never be able to retire.