Buzz·Posted on May 31, 201827 Fucking Hilarious Jokes That Got Over 50K Retweets This Month*opens box of cereal* We’ve updated our privacy policy.by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. yall seen that movie about the rat that can cook? @deadliidev me seamlessly transitioning between calm and panicked throughout the day 12:17 AM - 06 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. By Force By Fire @BodyofBex When I ask my friends to take a pic, I mean take THE pic. Take 15 photos, get on the floor, climb a tree, try flash and no flash, use snap, order a drone, do what it takes until you get THE pic https://t.co/xn0KsXB22f 01:35 AM - 17 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. Clint Falin @ClintFalin you know what... i am a good boy and i deserve a day off. fetch your own ball today, becky. 08:01 PM - 04 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Él Profe @joel_s_hdz Took some grease off my pizza today with a napkin so if you see me looking skinny tomorrow don’t be alarmed 11:05 PM - 08 May 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27.