BuzzΒ·Posted on Sep 12, 201931 Of The Funniest Tweets From This Summer"Girls be crying over a dude who reads at a third-grade level. He's not ignoring your text; he's sounding it out. Give him a second."by Jon-Michael PoffBuzzFeed Senior EditorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. evil @evilbart24 Uber driver: .......... Me: ........... Uber driver: ............ Me: ............. Uber driver: ............. Me: ................ Uber driver: ................ Me: .................. Uber driver: you have arrived Me: 5 Stars 12:56 AM - 13 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. β πππ °π ²π ΄ β @lowkeytrace $35 plus $5 for $40 with free shipping Shipping 06:59 PM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Moopes @Moopes17 Carrie Underwood: βhe's probably buying her some fruity little drink 'cause she can't shoot whiskeyβ 8 yr old me: wow how embarrassing 03:38 AM - 06 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Wajed Ahmed @borderlineyikes idk what the cat is going through but same 07:42 AM - 07 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. π§ββοΈα΄Κα΄-α΄‘Ιͺα΄’Κα΄ . @doubletexts During my interview today i poured some water into a cup and it overflowed a little bit βNervous?β asked the interviewer I simply replied, βNo I just always give 110%β 03:04 PM - 19 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. luke mccrea @LukeMcCrea2 David: plays a secret chord The lord: 09:58 PM - 04 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. CHILΓ SAUCEππΉ @zayelchapo Me after one blunt 05:16 AM - 01 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. dre @gothshakira every day men leave their homes with no bag, no water bottle, no lip balm, no hand sanitizer, no extra layer in case they get cold, just keys and a wallet shoved into their pocket. chaotic and reckless 07:02 PM - 04 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. π¨No Match Windy, No? @nomatchwindyno Blonde woman, top left. She is all of us π 11:24 PM - 26 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. cristina π @mintchocolatina why do essay conclusions exist, i said what i said scroll up !!!! 05:52 AM - 07 Sep 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Pre K βοΈ @stayfrea_ Benadryl smart as hell. U cant have allergies when u asleep for 7 hours 06:16 PM - 29 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. abolish ice in the name of Mary @hashtag_dta oh my god, i need this to be me in 20 years 08:16 PM - 10 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. virgo szn :-) @spicy_emma βcould a depressed person do THIS?β she says at 12:15am as she folds her laundry that came out of the dryer six days ago 06:13 AM - 23 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. lil PP @PabloPiqasso Me explaining to β β β My cat my cat that I β β β β pretending wonβt tell anyone β β β he cant speak if he can speak 10:20 AM - 17 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 1984βs George Whorewell @EwdatsGROSS [during sex] Me: hurt me Him: your metabolism isnβt what it was in high school and it shows Me: wait Him: you never lived up to your potential because you rely on talent instead of work ethic & immediately abandon everything youβre bad at because youβre afraid of failure 01:03 AM - 19 Jun 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Dick Foo @DickFooDog tired of these mfs 12:15 AM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Sabrina @stfu_sabs Therapist: And what do we say when we feel like this? Me: It be like that sometimes Therapist: No 02:21 AM - 08 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Jordan Lancaster @jordylancaster Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* α΅Κ°α΅Κ³α΅α΅ΚΈ Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY 02:07 AM - 25 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Dom Corona @domcorona_ okay...hear me out 05:10 PM - 05 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Dak @RidiculousDak When youβre walking past the aisles at Walmart and finally see your mom 08:20 PM - 09 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. brandon @BrandonMH1 Not really a humane solution in my opinion 10:40 PM - 18 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. gym leader khy @VLONESLORE yesterday at target the cashier said βyour receipt is in the bagβ and I responded with βyou tooβ so Iβve been dealing with that for the past 18 hours but Iβm slowly coming to terms with it which is cool 05:20 PM - 16 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. flam π lalalay @flatearthkoo someone: *slightly raises their voice at me* my feelings: 12:51 PM - 15 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. ++β‘π€ @reIayer girls be crying over a dude who reads at a 3rd grade level. he's not ignoring your text, he's sounding it out. give him a second. 09:13 PM - 13 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. πππ―π° @sailormarspimp houseplants b like due to personal reasons i will be passing away... 03:01 PM - 03 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. lil adam @MaxxAtom Looking at myself naked in the mirror 09:21 PM - 11 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 27. gio @lasagnabby Hot Girl Summer is coming to an end, get ready for Christian Girl Autumn ππ 11:21 PM - 09 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 28. πππ Bald Skeleton Head Tramp πΌπππππ @salmattos Lady Gaga as a salmon going through the fish tube 07:06 PM - 13 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 29. Julia Burnham @juliarburnham I woke up in a cold sweat last night to create this content. I present: the Email Sign-off Alignment 06:56 PM - 09 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 30. vic @chilloutvic no one: absolutely not a soul: vsco girls: 05:30 AM - 09 Aug 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite 31. nope @LilNasX wow man last year i was sleeping on my sisters floor, had no money, struggling to get plays on my music, suffering from daily headaches, now iβm gay. 05:40 PM - 28 Jul 2019 Reply Retweet Favorite